cinderblock garden.

Connor Wilde. 24. Dominant. Journalist. i can't say i'm the world's most interesting dude, and i'm definitely the worst at introductions, so here goes. name's connor, i'm a journalist - usually freelance but i've been known to work for a magazine or two from time to time if they're chill enough. i still love harry potter perhaps more than any grown man should, i'm in a claim with the cutest woman on the planet and i'll probably introduce myself with a dumb dad joke 9 times out of 10.

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reesespierces:

… Does this mean I can’t run my bakery anymore? What just happened?

Something completely ridiculous, as far as I can tell. God, I can’t believe they can do this shit. Are you alright, sweetness?

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thewildedomme:

Just trying to get as much time with my husband before he leaves again for God knows how long. What are you and Reese doing in the next few days? Want to come over for dinner?

Jeez, shouldn’t he be able to ask for more time off? Musicians take hiatuses and things; maybe not as often as they seem to sometimes, but shit. We’d love to come over for dinner, Kit. Would you want us to bring anything? 

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imthecutestmccarthy: 

It’s more where and how I grew up. It’s a habit–catch me pissed and I’ll most likely be swearing in more than one language.

Oh yeah. I did it when I was 10 but I’ve always had an interest in that kind of stuff. My dad was a hunter in his tribe, so he taught all us kids how to read the stars and stuff. Unlike my siblings, I have a higher interest in the science behind it all. My parents even took me to see the launching of the Atlantis back in like, 2005 or something? It was a long time ago. All I remember is being super excited to see it, everything else was pretty much a blur.

I can understand that— my parents were always insanely traditional; very strict, very keen on manners. I wouldn’t be caught dead saying anything worse than ‘heck’ in front of my parents. Another language? I can swear in French, but that’s not always the most impressive feat. 

That’s honestly incredible to me. I’ve always liked the stars for aesthetic reasons and space is just... really too insanely cool not to like, you know? Space and the ocean; they’re two of my favorite things because we can still learn so much about them at any given time. 

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reesespierces: 

You know what I like, Sir.

We should def look around, Sir, and see which puppers really need a home, but I like pitbulls a lot– they’re hella adorable. I’d take really good care of them, and make sure that they’re trained super duper well. I also made sure to do lots and lots of research while you were at work yesterday, and we should get a crossbreed. They deserve a lot of love and snugs, and people treat them like they’re awful. But they’re really not! They’re super duper sweet, Sir.

Speaking of things you like— would you like to kneel for me soon, my darling? I’ve been getting a bit restless and I think some time with you would sort me out.

You did, huh? God, I love you. And you know I trust your instincts on almost everything, sweet girl— so if you think getting a crossbreed would be best, then that’s what we’ll do. I adore dogs, any kind of dogs, and I’m perfectly happy to put in as much work as I can around my 9 to 5 helping you with the little fella or little lady. It’s uh... kind of like practice for having little ones, isn’t it? Maybe not quite so involved, but. It’s a thought that’s been occurring to me. Is there a specific kind of crossbreed we should be looking to get?

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biitterbenson: 

There’s a lot of things to catch up on. Which you would know if you had texted me. George can handle the happy side of things, though. Always. I’m too old and bitter to even try. And Connor– we just got here. We’re still unpacking everything. I start my new job on Monday, then you can chide me for being a workaholic. I’ll tell you what I can about my cases. I mean, I’m still under mentorship, so they’re not really mine. Anyway. If I can get around NDAs, I’ll feed you some insider information.

You too, Wilde. It’s nice to be among familiar faces. I never would have expected this.

I promise you now that I will endeavor to be a significantly better friend— and text you significantly more often, and see you more often, for that matter. I know we’ll have to tap dance around work schedules for the latter, but I think we’ll manage it. Isn’t George like, four years older? Shouldn’t he be the bitter one? I won’t push for anything, but if someone fucks a tree, or goes ape-shit in the courtroom and starts... I don’t know— doing some Son of Sam shit and claiming a dog made him kill people, I feel like I’d want to know that. 

We did kind of congregate here, didn’t we? I’m still not entirely positive how it happened but I’m not one for complaints. 

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thewildedomme:

Smart. I always hated when coach made us do that too. But it turned me into the top bitch I am today.

They’ll just need to know nothing is acceptable until they’re keeling over and vomiting their guts out.

Oh, it sucks something fierce but it’ll keep ‘em in line. And they’ll be running like a well-oiled machine in no time. No pain, no gain. 

Terrorizing your cheerleaders aside, what’re your plans for the foreseeable future? Can you squeeze me in?

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thewildedomme:

You’d think, but no… not this time. I’ve lost my touch apparently. That’s just unacceptable.

You could make them run ladders and do burpees until they throw up; our football coach made us do that once in high school when he was pissed and we never said shit to him, like, ever, for the rest of the year. It was a straight up Reign of Terror. 

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imthecutestmccarthy:

Excuse the language–but that’s adorable as fuck. But also, that’s super corny in the cutest way possible.

I’m very much a Ravenclaw–Knowledge is my go to when I need an escape. Math and Science has been the main thing since I am starting to go to school to be a rocketeer. But I guess I’m hardworking and loyal like a Hufflepuff.

I have a mouth like a sailor, or, so my Momma’s bound to tell me, so. Use whatever language you’d like, dude, I’m not gonna rip your throat out for it. She’s my favorite person, so it made sense.

No shit? That’s fucking impressive, dude. Have you ever done like, the space camp thing? Or did you do it when you were a kid? 

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rhihalen: 

I’m so very happy for you and Reese, Sir. Finalizing a claim is honestly the most wonderful thing that could ever happen. And you should still be able to bask in it – that doesn’t go away for a very long while.

Thank you, darlin’, I appreciate that. It is, isn’t it? We talked about it a ton when we were still in school but actually doing it... it’s been incredible. I figure getting married will be just as exciting whenever that happens, y’know? It’s pretty nuts. Oh, I intend to, I’m just hoping work doesn’t want to steal me away from her too soon, y’know? We just got back. 

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thewildedomme:

I am more than unimpressed with the cheerleading squad this year. I thought they were bad when I was the captain, but now it’s even worse. I should start making them put a quarter in a jar for every complaint they give me.

What, your presence doesn’t put enough of the fear of God into ‘em, Kit Kat? 

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imthecutestmccarthy:

That’s awesome sir! I have a few little ones, mainly ones that can get away without being seen, like my Lost Boy tattoo. What’s your favorite tattoo that you have so far?

I’ve been bounced between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, but I side more with the Ravenclaw than anything else.

Oh, god— it’s probably the corniest thing on the planet but I have a Reese’s Cup tattooed on the back of my arm, like, my tricep area; my girlfriend slash submissive’s name is Reese and I’m almost positive one of my buddies dared me to do it when I was drunk and when I’d sobered up I went ahead and did it anyway, because it made sense. It’s my favorite because it’s for Reese. 

I can respect that! I’m a total Hufflepuff, but I probably have some Ravenclaw tendencies when I feel like it. 

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biitterbenson:

Um, no? I’ve missed out on everyone’s updates, I was relying on you to keep me informed. Getting a JD with a marriage in between is hard work. Did you see how tired I was at the ceremony? I’m forever thankful I was able to get a job right after passing the bar, even if it is Florida. I’m sure I’ll get some weird cases. You always read those weird news articles– ‘Florida man fucks a tree, arrested for public indecency.’. God knows who I’ll have to deal with.

Shit, I didn’t know that! You’ve really got to communicate these things to me ahead of time, Er, you know I have attention issues. I think George got to be sunshine-y enough for the pair of you but I hope you’re not working yourself to the bone out here already. If you get a dude who needs a trial because he fucked a tree, I need to know about it. That’s journalistic gold. 

In all seriousness, though, I have missed you. 

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imthecutestmccarthy: 

That’d be cool actually. I like reading about things I don’t know, so I appreciate that. Fair enough–most places don’t mind as long as they’re covered. I’ve got a few of my own, but for different things.

I freakin’ love Harry Potter! I have the Deathly Hallows tattooed on my collarbone!

I’ve got four Harry Potter tattoos— mostly from when I was a teenager, and now a good chunk of them are sort of surrounded by sleeves and more intricate pieces but I’ve never stopped loving them. My sweet girl can tell you I am a giant nerd— video games, pop culture, anything that you could stamp a nerd label on: I probably love. 

What’s your House?

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madisondomme:

A little here a little there a little everywhere. You know me always having to keep busy.

How’re you doing babe-ilicious?

You’ve always been the busiest bee, that’s for sure. 

Me? I’m pretty fucking fantastic, honestly. Reese and I finally did the claim thing properly, so that’s been... I was gonna say ‘pretty lit’ and that makes me sound like a fourteen year old boy but it’s been amazing. 

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biitterbenson: 

Connor fucking Wilde. Where were my texts?

They must’ve gotten lost on the airwaves, babe, I definitely sent them. You’re close enough now that we won’t have to rely on texts, though, so— maybe I can get a pass?

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madisondomme:

HOLY SHIT. Look at all these cute faces back in action in these parts. I’m super stoked about it. Madison McCarthy is the name, domming is the game for those who don’t know me. And if you do… what’s up buttercups???

Mads! Damn, ya’ll are just comin’ outta the woodwork now, aren’t ya? Where’ve you been hiding?

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imthecutestmccarthy:

I think it sounds pretty awesome. I was never really into the whole King Arthur, medieval times–but I read the book, so I guess that counts for something? Wait–you have tattoos?

I’ve got loads of different books that outline a bunch of different Arthurian legends and shit, if you’re interested. And I do indeed— probably more than someone in a “professional environment” should have but they get covered up by my clothes more often than not, so I reckon I’m safe. 

Most of them are Harry Potter related, others are just for the aesthetics.