Tales that must be retold

The name’s Pines, Dipper Pines. International Boy of Mystery. But you can just call me Dipper. Now point me in the direction of trouble, i need to find my sister Mabel.

[sirdippinsass]

Veganism: The only way to be sure Hannibal Lecter doesn’t make you into a cannibal at a dinner party.

[sirdippinsass]

Starting to get a little concerned at the lack of Sev'ral Timez blasting from Mabel's room...

[rpaskboxmemes-deactivated202004]

Send me a ♪ and I'll put my Ipod on shuffle and tell you our song

[grojbandbass]

Sup?

[sirdippinsass]

Uhhh...not a lot? 

[sirdippinsass]

grojbandbass started following you

Hi...i guess?

[hemogobbler-blog]

Yo. I’m friends with Pathe.

[sirdippinsass]

Oh cool. I'm Dipper, pleased to meet you.

[divinepersona-blog]

Oh, okay, I see.

But— Hey! If you ever need someone to distract you from schoolwork, come to me, I’m good at that. Mainly ‘cause I do a lot of dumb stuff. Sounds much safer than what I do for fun.

[sirdippinsass]

I must sound like the most boring person in the world. Thanks, if i ever need a distraction I'll let you know. You've clearly never been to Gravity Falls before if you think that our summers sound safe.

[sirdippinsass]

hemogobbler started following you

Wow two followers in one day. Hi?

[divinepersona-blog]

Oh.

That’s real sad, actually. Being too busy studying is the worst case scenario. That’s why I don’t go to school anymore. Mainly.

[sirdippinsass]

S'okay, I live vicariously through my sister, she's the more adventurous twin. Although in the summer we go on a lot of adventures when we stay at our Grunkle Stan's Mystery Shack.

[divinepersona-blog]

Well, then I’m here to change that! Hopefully.

See, I don’t get new followers very often too, so I know how it might feel like.

[sirdippinsass]

I-I don't mind not getting followers, usually I'm too busy studying.

[msmabelpines]

DO MY  FAIR EYES DECEIVE ME?!

 Has my dork of a brother risen from the depths of math homework to grace the internet with his presence?   I’m still gonna get coffee…

[sirdippinsass]

My life does not solely revolve around math homework Mabel! There's science and english too.

Mabel. Don't even think about it.

[msmabelpines]

 Holy wowzers, they installed a coffee machine in the canteen. MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

[sirdippinsass]

BACK AWAY SLOWLY FROM THE COFFEE MACHINE. I REPEAT BACK AWAY SLOWLY FROM THE COFFEE MACHINE.

[divinepersona-blog]

Hey!

Strange of you to greet me with a question mark. That sounds almost like you didn’t expect someone like me to follow you!

[sirdippinsass]

Oh um sorry, it's just... I don't get many followers and I was a little surprised that's all.

[sirdippinsass]

divinepersona started following you

Umm...Hi there?

[sirdippinsass]

Some ancient artifact has been stolen from the local museum without tripping any of the alarms. Cool.

[sirdippinsass]

Between doing my homework and making sure Mabel does hers I think I've effectively turned myself into a zombie.

[sirdippinsass]

//URL Change: 00dipperpines > sirdippinsass. Also the dork has landed on twitter @sirdippinsass//