Don't Test Me

24. bb lawyer. The little free time I have I use to write about Captain Swan. Multi fandom blog. member: CS Artist Network && Jennifer Morrison Network

[loriendesse]

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[stars-bean]

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[lightningcrashes]

#just a torso appreciation post

[acecroft]

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

[mammamias]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[sapphic-girls]

Halle Bailey as Ariel (The Little Mermaid 2023)

[claraoswalds]

[maya-hawkes-deactivated20260712]

Ever After (1998) dir. Andy Tennant

[aliciavikander]

ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

[djo]

Eddie Munson + Joseph Quinn’s improvisation

[nowadayz]

STRANGER THINGS S4 Chapter Nine: The Piggyback

[redbelles]

THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviewspart two ↳ part one | insp.

[wylanvnneck]

NICK & CHARLIE + HEARTSTOPPER, SEASON 1

[gifshistorical]

Yon González as Julio Olmedo in Gran Hotel (1.01)

[nefertiris]

nefertiri vs anck su namun in ancient egypt // present time.

[kaity--did]

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

[kaity--did]

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

[kaity--did]

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

[kaity--did]

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

[kaity--did]

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

[kaity--did]

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

[kaity--did]

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[kaity--did]

I can not with this fool

[catgirlnailpolish]

literally marry him

[kaity--did]

I have great news my friend

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

marry him again

[kaity--did]

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

[flootzavut]

I will always reblog the most wholesome post on this hellsite