Myth

— 21 - They/He/It —

[zmeess]

take me with you, or let me follow

tip jar

[6kai3]

[6kai3]

meat karkat and davebot

[homepic6]

[tealkittenpaws]

I miss my mom

[revolutionary-thoy]

My goat <3

[nightingem]

really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."

Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

some fun responses i have gotten so far.

[littleguysdaily]

Great website

[lady-raziel]

Tell the pentagon I'm ready to pilot liberty prime

[calliyx]

Hi!! Can we please please please see a drawing of Alpha Dave and baby Roxy together 🥺They are both just precious ❤️

one (1) day of roxy staying over and the strider residence is already irrevocably contaminated with glitter and cute stickers

[phorbolicious]

our comms are open again :B

contact me over discord (@phorbolicious) if you want your little guys drawn by me!

[phorbolicious]

I just need a couple of people to buy panels. I have a 100 dollar bill due to my insurance and I am unable to cover it right now. Even if you can't buy one of my comms sharing this helps <3

[phorbolicious]

our comms are open again :B

contact me over discord (@phorbolicious) if you want your little guys drawn by me!

[phorbolicious]

I just need a couple of people to buy panels. I have a 100 dollar bill due to my insurance and I am unable to cover it right now. Even if you can't buy one of my comms sharing this helps <3

[sammjammin]

dave strider in 2025: the epic sequel

part 1

[ouppy-douggy]

oh hes SERVING

[sleepysyndrme]

thank you roxy for taking that hoodie off

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[voidfort-has-moved]

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised. 

[voidfort-has-moved]

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[seedflap]

The Truth About My Absence

Dear Readers, I Must Apologize For My Radio Silence Over The Past Several Nights...

I Know I’ve Caused You All To Worry Terribly, But It Was For An Utterly Crucial Purpose:

To Obtain Indisputable Proof That Kalian Delfin Is The Pitiful Coward I Have Always Known Him To Be... So That I Could Share It With You, My Loyal Readers.

Below The Cut Follows My Full, Unaltered Exchange With The Infamous “Model”, Who I Hereby Expose As An Avatar Of PURE EVIL. Watch Him CRUMBLE Beneath The Overwhelming Pressure Of My Incisive Interrogation, Unable To Deny The Obvious Truth About His Nefarious Nature.

Beware That This One Is Not For The Faint Of Heart... Under No Circumstances Should Any Wiggler View The Content Below! Mr. Delfin Stoops To Deploying Truly MONSTROUS Attacks Against Me: Suicide Baiting, Shallow Insults Regarding My Physical Appearance, Gratuitous Sexual Harassment, Lies About My Character, And So Much More... Viewer Discretion Is STRONGLY Advised!

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 06:38 --

KD: hahaha u should see the asks im gettin jer ;) every1s sooooo glad ur gone ;) KD: all ur fans like me better n want me 2 take over ur blog permanently ;)))) KD: but unlike u i have other things 2 do w/ my time ;p so i changed ur password back 2 ur old one  KD: byyyye hope u rot pookie pie <3

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 17:22 --

KD: bitch dont leave me on read ;)

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 19:43 --

KD: look we both know ur 2 much of a wimp to actually kill urself ;) log on bitch ;)

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 21:52 --

KD: srsly just log back into ur fuckin blog KD: not that i give a single fuckin shit but ur fans r literally messaging me on onlyfins asking abt where u went n its pissin me the f off >:(

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 01:31 --

KD: this is literally the longest amount of time uve gone without posting since u sprouted fronds did u fucking fall down the stairs n break ur bonepole KD: i only ask so i can cum over n take pics of ur corpse and sell it as a ppv ;)))) KD: hahahahhaahahaha hope ur stank ass nussy is gettin gored tf our by worms rn! ttyn (that stands 4 talk 2 u nevah piss stain) <3

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 05:31 --

KD: criddy is gonna be so fuckin disappointed in u if u rly ragequit u know KD: shes actually with me rn ;) KD: soooo if u answered me who knows what i might report back 2 u regarding her comments abt ur whole little muckraking scheme ;))

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 07:22 --

KD: r u fuckin kiddin me rn KD: i know ur 2 thirsty 2 block me over my messages >:(

-- karnalDetente [KD] stopped trolling justiceManifest [JM] --

-- karnalDetente [KD] began trolling justiceManifest [JM] at 18:09 --

KD: i swear to fucking cod if u dont answer me right now ;) bitch ;) KD: ill really cum over there do u think im fuckin playing ;) b cuz i am NOT ;))) KD: MOTHERFUCKER I SEE U TYPING U R SO FUCKING DEAD JM: No I Am Not  KD: its been three fuckin nights bitch i thot u literally killed urself  JM: I Thought You Didn’t “give a single fuckin shit” If I Did KD: i care ;) in that i actively wish death upon you :) KD: and if i am experiencing negative emotion vis a vis your demise or lack thereof it is only because i have just learned that u have not in fact met a gruesome fate ;) which was the outcome i desired ;)))))) JM: Well Sorry To Disappoint KD: ur not even a little bit sorry :) cunt :) JM: You’re Right I’m Not JM: I Thought It Might Behoove You To Contemplate The Possibility That Your Actions Might One Day Bring About Consequences JM: But I See Such Sophisticated Thought Is Beyond You KD: girl ur fuckin obssssseeeeesssseeeddd w me ;))) JM: Oh Am I JM: Sorry I Didn’t Realize That I Was The One Who Octodecuple Texted After Being Left On Read KD: cunt u called MY FUCKING LUSUS TO TELL HIM ABOUT MY ONLYFINS KD: u know what hes like :( ur a fucking psychopath  JM: Like You Haven’t Spent A Fucking Third Of Our Lives Trying To Destroy All My Relationships KD: what r u even talking about LMFAO KD: dont bring up shit from liek 200 sweeps ago like its relevant  JM: I Know You’re The One Who Sent Me All Those Disgusting Bozophobic Asks About Flyboi JM: He’s Never Done Fucking Anything To You And You’ve Been A Monster To Him Since The Moment We Met KD: omfg only bcuz ur 2 fuckin stupid to ever take the hint that i want u 2 leave me the fuuuuuck alone JM: You Spammed Me With A Million Explicit Videos And Then Told My Fucking Kismesis I Was Cheating On Her KD: u WERE bitch KD: u want my nookie sooooooo bad its fucking pathetic :) JM: Lol JM: If I Wanted To Fuck A Gaping Run-Through Heap Of Toxic Garbage I Could Just Stick My Bulge In My Garburator KD: LMFAO yea keep lying 2 urself sweetie i know uve been jillin urself 2 my vids all wipe ;) KD: but sorry! id deepthroat a full clip of bullets b4 i let u newhere near my soppin wet premium class gash ;) JM: Oh It’s Wet Huh? KD: lmao its got nothing 2 do w u ;) JM: I Think It Does JM: I Think You Enjoy The Attention I Give You  KD: dont flatter urself >:) KD: the thot of u fuckin disgusts me JM: I'm Sure It Does KD: 3/10 busted ass bitch ur not hot enough to stand in my fucking post code JM: Yeah And That’s What You Like KD: lmfao r u even hearing urself rn KD: u r literally a skinnyfat poindexter subsisting off the pitiful relevance droplets u can wring from my beautiful moirails massive heaving clout teats ;) KD: n now ur mooching off MY fuckin brand by deluding ur pandead 3 second attention span nutbeast audience into believing i would ever even entertain the thot of letting u fuck me ;) KD: without us ur parasite ass would be fuckin nothing :) JM: Yes JM: The Thought Of Being With Me Humiliates You  JM: And That’s Exactly Why You Want It So Bad KD: r u fucking delusional LMFAO JM: You Spend Night And Day Letting The Most Beautiful People On The Planet Use Your Body Like A Toy JM: But None Of Them Can Make You Feel Anything JM: You Aren’t Satisfied Until You’re Revolted With Yourself KD: u r so fuckin out of pocket what is fucking wrong with u  JM: It’d Be Less Embarrassing If You’d Just Admit You Want Me To Destroy You  KD: ?????????? LMFAO KD: god i really do wish ud killed urself  JM: Well JM: I Think We Both Know Which One Of Us Is Going To Pull The Trigger In The End JM: :)

-- karnalDetente [KD] has blocked justiceManifest [JM] --

And There You Have It, Readers...

Kalian Delfin, Utterly DESTROYED... Though Perhaps Not In The Fashion He Would Have Liked!

Let No One Again Cast Doubt Upon My Righteous Work. My Rivetting, Hard-Hitting Profile Series, Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day, Will Resume After Only A Short Delay...