Fishey Thoughts

I am a fish. I can't think much. But sometimes people like hearing about it.

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Apple

AAAA PPPP PPPP L EEEE A A P P P P L E AAAA PPPP PPPP L EEEE A A P P L E A A P P LLLL EEEE

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uhoh

EVERYONE, this is very important and I needed you all to know, goldfish have found out what legs are and I am afraid.

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FishY

My buddy just got purchased by the girl with pigtails from Pixars finding nemo

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Human Culture(?)

During my studies of human culture I noticed humans wiggle hands too great each other? This phenomena is called "hand shaking."

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Fish Culture

Us fish do not great each other with handshakes or hugs. We instead grow legs and begin walking on land as a show of strength.

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Being a Fish is Complicated

Sometimes I ask, why are there no other fish here? Then I remember I am a Fish living in a material world. Then I don't care as much. I am a material Fish.

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This one goes out to all my fish!

Blub, blub-blub blub. Blubbity blorp, blub bub :)

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Be Cool

Remember, fish are nice and don't say mean things, they are incapable of speech. So be a fish, don't be mean.

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Fin problems ammirite??

Pardon my grammar, I am a fish, and typing with fins is a journey.

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Fish fact of the day

Did you know that fish enjoy pebbles as much as humans do? Fish and humans are very much alike. One could even say..... fish are human?

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Opinion On Cats?

As a fish, I have never seen the movie "Cats" (2019). But, from what I know of the feline animal: they do not walk on two legs... Unless they are becoming stronger. Movie review-- 4/2 legs

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Fishy Smell

I often get made fun of for my fishy stink. I find this offensive, my stench is apart of my personality, and a defense tactic. I want to scare away opponents with this STINK-STANK-STUNK!

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MISSING SON

My friend Marlin lost his son Nemo on May 30, 2003. Has anyone seen him?? He's the guy in the picture.

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Book worm? More like book fish

Just read the entire dictionary to prefect my Fish-to-English abilities. I was struggling a lot. But now I'm feeling pretty smart :)

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Felt cute... might delete later

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Jaws the Shark is in my toilet again.. Do you guys know if it's true that "All drains lead to the ocean"? I feel bad flushing him.

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Incase anyone was curious how I get my access to Tumblr as a fish. Here is me at my job. I am supposed to be working. Don't tell my boss.