something good is going to happen

☁️ siri | 18 | bi ☁️

[parakeet]

so are there ppl in real life who dont spent all their spare time just thinking about silly little fictional stories… what do u do when ur listening to music? do u not make amvs in ur head? do u just listen

[evilbuildingsblog]

I heard they’re rebooting Thomas and Friends

[kedreeva]

you take that BACK

[rob-boss]

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[jellychu]

some little clay guys - I'm putting a random one into every patreon package this month!

patreon.com/watermelonegg

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

fave whispers I saw tonight

[witchyfashion]

https://shrsl.com/2szxj

[fatehbaz]

Income and tree canopies: In US cities, access to clean air, cooler air, shade, and greenery segregated by income.

[catchymemes]

[faggotsaint]

every person has their old people game of choice, I play mahjong, my sister plays solitaire, and my bf plays sudoku, what’s y’all’s old people game of choice

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[mashallah]

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[guy]

ancient relics

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[spaceraptor]

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

[fuckyeanihilism]

[dankmemeuniversity]