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#i am trying to repost this in the non beta editor #my dragon age section apparently got too long #so now tumblr gives me the unhelpful error of 4096 text characters per block #what ever that means...#and it still gives the same error if I try to paste the DA list into it's own post #idk how to fix this issue... so i'm doing this for now.#siriskulk's art #master post

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Usually, Robert did his best to ignore him - shoving his headphones in or giving a polite, sterile reply before slinking out early. Sometimes he even skipped the gym showers entirely, opting to ride home as a sweaty, uncomfortable mess on the bus or apologizing to his Uber driver. Facing the terrible plumbing of his own apartment felt like the safer bet, because staying this close to Chad felt entirely too much like playing with matches.

But tonight, Chad wasn't letting him fade into the background and after the psychological warfare in the cafeteria this morning, Robert wasn’t in the mood to run away either. Straightening up from the cable machine, Chad took two steps forward and climbed right onto the empty treadmill directly next to Robert's.

Chad started hitting the buttons on his machine, the rubber belt ramping up beneath his feet. "Five-minute sprint challenge. Right fucking now. Let’s go. Highest distance wins.” Chad started to jog, his pace already faster than Robert's. “If I win, you use your fancy executive powers to restock the breakroom with premium coffee for the next month. You know, the dark roast I like. Not that shit they usually give us."

The mention of Robert’s knowledge of his favorite coffee was a subtle nudge that had Robert rolling his eyes but the competitive spark already caught in his chest. He was tired of playing defense, tired of ignoring the constant challenges and honestly, he was tired of the smug look Chad would give him at the gym next time if he backed down now. This was their baseline - the sharp, easy banter where they actually made sense.

Robert reached out to hit his own speed increase. "And if I win?”

Chad smirked, his eyes cutting sideways as Robert set the timer on his own console. “You won’t.”

Robert let out a breathless, genuine laugh. “You're on."

For five minutes, it was pure, exhausting noise - the slap of their sneakers, the rush of air in their lungs and the heavy awareness of each other’s bodies pushing to the limit side by side. Chad didn't keep quiet either, throwing out casual insults every time Robert checked the distance.

"Is that all you got, bitch? My grandmother walks faster to the buffet, Bob-bob!"

When the timers finally beeped, Robert collapsed forward, hands gripping the console, his chest heaving as he stared at the screens.

Chad had beaten him by two-hundredths of a mile.

"Unbelievable," Robert groaned, his throat raw and burning. "You cheated. You’ve got a ridiculous stride length,"

"I have superior lung capacity and better genetics. It’s fucking science," Chad panted, though he looked thoroughly satisfied, his chest heaving as he offered a smug, sweaty high-five in the space between their machines.

Robert swung his arm to smack Chad's hand away, but in his utterly exhausted state, his coordination betrayed him. His hand lingered for a half-second too long, his palm pressing flat against Chad’s broad, calloused hand.

Their skin was slick, hot, and instantly electric. The playful, competitive illusion fractured for a split second, the latent heat of Chad's element humming right against the sensitive pulse point of Robert's inner wrist.

Robert pulled his hand back quickly, clearing his throat. "Yeah, yeah. Enjoy your favorite coffee. I'm going to go abuse the showers. The water pressure in my building is-”

“An insult to humanity. Yeah, everyone knows," Chad finished smoothly, his eyes tracing the line of sweat dripping down Robert's neck. He bit his lip, throwing Robert a sharp wink as the smaller man stepped off the treadmill. “Take your time,"

Robert's heart skipped a beat - and it wasn't from the cardio.

excerpt from Waiting on You ~ Book 2 ~ Part XV. Melting Point

#dispatch #flambae #robert robertson iii

masonxashxx

Happy Pride from the king of tired bisexuals! (or however you headcanon Robert to be~)

#dispatch #robert robertson iii #happy pride 🌈

funny-tik-toks

brightlotusmoon

#iausbeiwb omg #bert and ernie at the end probably amuse me too much #sesame street

dispatchincorrectquotes

Robert: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Z-Team: But don't you hate yourself.

Robert: Yeah, but this is about you guys. Stay focused.

#kdjebdjwbe this is about how it goes #dispatch #z team #robert robertson iii

cam-orange

Tease

#never forget that robert is also an asshole and a little shit #he would absolutely do this #dispatch #flambae #robert robertson iii

jackalopc

mecha man blue, posting to social media: my toxic trait is the fact i love watching cops trying to figure out how to write parking tickets for the mech (or if they even are allowed) before i finally just get back into it and leave

↪️ mecha man: pretty sure if have a nemesis the chances of them being a traffic cop is astronomically and comically high

#iikeidjwbwidhwg omg yes #this is hilarious #dispatch #mecha man

punkflavoreddyke

#isheidheijd omg #dispatch #punch up #coupe

jamqyu

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥

#idk if ive reblogged this already or not so fuck it #it is cute and well drawn so look upon it again #dispatch #flambae #mecha man #robert robertson iii

kirkovsky-i

Dinosaurs yaaay

Little piece of microraptor 🤏🤏🤏

Psittacosaurus which s likе 🫪

Just a stegosaurus...

and Gorgosaurus 🕊️

All of them are part of my study project! I just find them cute and want to share

cherrydj-l

loghain duel any %

#I mean my rogue vanessa basically did the same thing with dirty fighting and deathroot and paralysis runes stacked lol #get stunned/paralyzed dude #dragon age #loghain mac tir #warden

cuartosol

finally played dispatch last month :)⭐

#dispatch #robert robertson iii #blond blazer

cuartosol

we're having some very important discussions here

#dispatch #mecha man #blond blazer #invisigal #robert robertson iii #fem robert au

driftingsheep

#dispatch #prism #flambae #'call me a BOGO bitch' god i love her so much

cinnabarfangs

every influencer needs a lap dog and flambae is hers 🩷

first time drawing prism! she was so tough ueee..... also finally remembered to incorporate the silver in flambae's hair that i envisioned earlier lol. also also could show off his tongue piercing at long last 🙂‍↕️

(only now realized i made a typo in mal's comment but that honestly seems very in character for her)

#dispatch #prism #flambae

wreegis

new key chain pre-order available on my shop🕺🏻

#dispatch #flambae #prism #absolute besties

nataliedecorsair

Spent several days playing Dispatch - and drawing a bunch of fan art, as you can see 😆 Collected everything here for now, and I might update the post later if I draw more. Hope you enjoy it! Also it's my take on Monster Sonar, he looks different in the game And Phenomaman does have The Expression UPD - added hooves Malevola (plus some clothes experiment). I just don't like human feet on non-human characters If you like my fan art, check out my other posts: 1. Disney & Dreamworks fan art is here; 2. Hades and Eris crossover is here; 3. PoTC fan art is here

#dispatch #robert robertson iii #malevola #invisigal #blond blazer #sonar #punch up #coupe #golem #phenomaman #chase #royd #waterboy #prism

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