Eels

18+ she/her I’m every eel Occasionally a raven or a banette #eelsgospel for my shitposts

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[velinxi]

Spoiled dragon spotted at the mall

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

(if you're confused like Orange, a "chu" is a little kiss, and whereas "choo-choo" is the sound a train makes)

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[dalenthas]

Sounds like you're just feeding ministers to the cat at this point.

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[stranglerfigpudding]

[wolfie-barks]

[beanswithbones]

@jollycryptid

[y-kasa-deactivated20240228]

Perfectly matching and replicating colors just by seeing them is an art, and, while it's also a very useful task, people who can do this are primarily artists.

Massimo / X

[fish-fido]

Wow.

[cuprohastes]

Yeah but no but yeah -- Look he didn't just colour match it, he also added in the turbulence medium, the clearcoat and the correct metallic flecks... for a paint that will dry a lighter shade than when it goes on.

That's like being served an entire thanksgiving meal made my one person in 45 minutes and then saying "Oh they made me a snack": It is radically underselling what this person can do.

[transhuman-priestess]

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

[transhuman-priestess]

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[haiyis]

bad first impressions

[submech]

Raise up your bat and face the fright...!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

screaming

[dr-moonrose]

[zizibutik]

A coworker of mine shared a story that she interviewed for a place, they asked her if she could become and animal, what would she be. She said dog, because they are loyal, friendly, and protect their family. The interviewer said that's wrong, because dogs are lazy. The correct answer was giraffe, because they reach high for leaves and that's a sign of ambition...

????????

[coolmaycroft]

[magicratfingers]

did icebreakers with new team yesterday and the question was if you were a fruit what fruit would you be (lazy icebreaker tbh) and i was like fig bc they can be pollinated by wasps and they die in there and i like to always have something at the center of why im doing something and everyone else was like i eat a lot of bananas

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[taibhsearachd]

Post’s over, you heard the alpha.

[ruffboi-mags]

Wait no oh gd don’t make my awful stupid werewolf name a heritage post!!!

[morganoperandi]

How many times have I seen this post and not actually taken the time to see what my name would be?

Thank you Alpha Wolf for reminding me.

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[void-girl-gaming]

the eeveelution girls are age regressing and i cant tell them apart

[void-girl-gaming]

i accidentally gave one of them the wrong type themed pyjamas and she started crying

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[laboratoryrats]

“Notes on skirts and pants”

Source: miyuli on twitter