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toadmemes

* HEARTBREAKING WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE PROMPTS ,

we weren't a happy ending, but you were the best story i could ever ask for.

now i must pretend we have never dreamed of a future together.

i understand how lucky i was now.

after a life of heartbreak, you my dear, will always be the worst one.

i would say i'm happy for you, but i could never lie to you.

our idea of love was stronger than our act love itself.

you'll always be the one who has my heart.

until we meet again.

i'll have to love you in another lifetime.

perhaps in another lifetime then.

i knew it would end up this way but the small hope i had kept me going.

sometimes the love you want is not the love you need.

i wish it didn't have to come to this.

the universe wrote us for each other and then we wrote us apart.

i love you, which is why i have to let you go.

we'll just have to be friends, and there's nothing wrong with that.

i don't know why i cared so much.

you helped me realize that love is not as glorious as it's made to be.

do you think you'd love me again?

there would never have been enough time for us.

i would have waited forever for you.

sometimes the easiest way to say goodbye, is to not say goodbye at all.

this was a mistake, but i don't regret making it.

i guess all good things must come to an end.

you should've protected me, but you became the thing i needed protecting from.

it was fun while it lasted, but my heart is torn.

we were meant to be but unfortunately we were never meant to last.

i miss being your friend.

it was never meant to be, otherwise it would have been.

i just wished you would have seen me the way i saw you.

you always did love the chase for love more than loving me.

it's best we say goodbye before we damage each other beyond repair.

i was always there for you, even if it killed me on the inside.

and so, i will never love again.

it broke my heart to make you hate me.

i knew you would be my ending, i just hoped it would have been a happy one.

but in the end, i could never be yours.

maybe we can finish our story in another lifetime.

i will love you always, even if you can't.

you shouldn't be looking at me like that.

i lost someone who didn't love me; you lost someone who loved you deeply.

is this truly the end for us?

i've wasted my time in the most painful way possible.

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goodvibesandmemes

METAL LYRIC MEMES: “Will to Power” Arch Enemy 🤘🏾 🤘🏾 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

Note: I didn’t use all of the tracks because not all of them had lyrics that spoke to me as good prompts. Some I thought would be inappropriate to use as a prompt (as the subject matter too serious).

BLOOD IN THE WATER:

“There’s blood in the water.” “There’s fear in the air.” “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and we’re all running scared.” “Yesterday’s deals were just a dream.” “There’s profit in prophets, too much money in lies.” “Round and round we go, where this will end nobody knows.” “Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.” “Have we finally run out of road?” “You can’t build a wall high enough, can’t dig a deep enough hole.” “Wave goodbye to humanity.” “There’s a monster under your bed.” “You created it, so don’t be scared.”

THE WORLD IS YOURS:

“Rise into the light, set flame to the night.” “Sick of being told how to run your life?” “Empty words that promised so much.” “Their precious status quo remained untouched.” “If you want the world, use your mind, take control.” “Feel the strength, rise from within, if you really want it, the world is yours.” “Burn their golden cage and walk away.” “Justice will be done.” “When the bough breaks, the empire will fall.”

THE EAGLE FLIES ALONE:

“When I was born the seed was sown” “I don’t believe in heaven, I don’t believe in hell.” “Never joined the herd, could not adjust well.” “I choose my own path, set myself free.” “I, I go my own way, I swim against the stream.” “Forever I will fight the pοwers that be.” “I suffered defeat only to rise again.” “This world is full of lies and deceit.” “Reject the system that dictates the norm.”

REASON TO BELIEVE:

“There’s a scar on your heart.” “But your journey’s just begun.” “The story’s far from done.” “Stop hurting yourself.” “Self hatred I know it well, It’s dragging you down.” “There’s a reason to believe again.” “There’s a reason to go on.” “Always keep on fighting, my friend.” “They don’t understand you, and they hate what they don’t understand. You are more than they’ll ever know.” “Like sand through your fingers. Don’t let your life slip away.” “This prison of glass can’t hold you back no more.” “Listen to me now.” “You are more than they’ll ever know.”

MURDER SCENE:

“Reality is force-feeding me anguish and regret.” “Turning a blind eye won’t make the world disappear.” “The second sight returns.” “This once so sacred place is now a murder scene.” “Your name? Just a soliloquy, dead to me.” “You, once so close to me.” “Your presence will forever be dead to me.”

MY SHADOW AND I:

“You bathe in sorrow, drowning in hate.” “You kill tomorrow, fighting against the fates.” “Wipe that smile off your face.” “Nobody drives you down the less travelled road.” “We know the way through.” “You think you know at whom you’re staring?” “Give up the pretence, it’s sink or swim.” “Though you’re made of darkness, you only appear in the light.” “You made your bed, now lay.” “Raise hell, unite the fire and sky.” “We know the right way to go.”

A FIGHT I MUST WIN:

“I’ve lived in darkness, stood in the light.” “Crawled through the shadows, between wrong and right.” “One thing I know for sure: this is a fight I must win!” “I crash against the ground below.” “Got to pick myself up, get on with the show.” “I can feel the coming storm.” “There’s a demon I have to control.” “Fight the demon dwelling within.” “I’m not like I was before, I’m something less, I’m something more.” “This life has been bittersweet.” “Alone in my cloak of lead.” “Heard all the answers, most of them lies.” “It’s not the first time, won’t be the last time.”

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consultthemuses

Sentence Meme: 108 Varric Tethras Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/gambling/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Right. Not ominous at all. ❜

❛ Someone remembered to bring water, right? ❜

❛ [name], I thought you’d have noticed by now: I lie a lot. ❜

❛ Personally, I think it’s some kind of compensation thing. ❜

❛ Well… shit. ❜

❛ He was terrible at intrigue. Forgot which goblet he’d put the poison in. ❜

❛ Just shitting you. ❜

❛ Look at all the shit that’s happened to you. ❜

❛ You seem the type. Or exactly not the type. I forget how these things are supposed to work sometimes. ❜

❛ It’s the dive. Filled with the best and worst people in the world. ❜

❛ Let’s talk about your dark and troubled past. ❜

❛ Why does air even come in different temperatures? ❜

❛ Oh, so that’s you smiling? Glad you clarified that. I’d never have known. ❜

❛ That had to hurt! ❜

❛ Passion it is, then. ❜

❛ Are you going to blame me for that, too? ❜

❛ Hey! I’m a perfect gentleman. In public. ❜

❛ I know this is a radical suggestion, but have you considered just… talking to her? ❜

❛ I’d also like to avoid falling, if we’re counting votes. ❜

❛ A story-teller’s got to believe his own story, or no one will. ❜

❛ I have no idea why places like this exist. ❜

❛ I like heroes who try their damnedest, even if they fail a lot. It’s easy to be valiant when you always win and everything goes your way. There’s nothing great in that. ❜

❛ Well, that went a little dark. Who’s “him” in this? ❜

❛ I like to leave some things to the reader’s imagination. ❜

❛ That’s going to take a while. I’ll explain “clothes” when we get back. ❜

❛ Alright, worst thing you’ve ever eaten? I had this imported ham for [location] once. It tasted like despair, literally. ❜

❛ I will try my best not to do the impossible. ❜

❛ I make up for it elsewhere. ❜

❛ Most people are like cats. They either puff up to look dangerous or they crouch down and hope you don’t see them. You show them you’re not a victim or threat, and they’re in your lap and purring before you know it. ❜

❛ I’m just asking! ❜

❛ Bah… where’s the drama in that? ❜

❛ Doesn’t matter. Point is, if you put a little more work in, you could pull off much bigger pranks. ❜

❛ I like who I am. If I want to hear songs, I’ll go to a tavern. ❜

❛ Yes, thank you for not torturing me. I’m so much happier now. ❜

❛ That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever. ❜

❛ Let’s just say I don’t quite have the reach. She lacks a certain flexibility. ❜

❛ Whatever it does, it’s probably ancient and invaluable. So try not to drop it in the sand. ❜

❛ She’s stronger than you. ❜

❛ That was almost a coherent metaphor. ❜

❛ Exactly! If you can’t be flawless -and no one can- be flashy. Nobody will know the difference. ❜

❛ But still irresistibly cute. It’s my burden to bear. ❜

❛ How about dalliances? Liaisons? Illicit affairs? ❜

❛ I’m just saying, you and I have… something in common. ❜

❛ Just because two people dislike each other doesn’t mean they’re about to kiss. ❜

❛ Oh, I don’t know. I suppose I could always send a letter to your family… ❜

❛ …er. Whatever works for you. ❜

❛ Um… No. I’ll pass. ❜

❛ You know, I don’t even want to ask what you did with it. I just want to say… nice work. ❜

❛ Huh. And here I thought you’re a man of refined taste. ❜

❛ Oh! I’ll mark this on my calendar—[name] had a feeling! ❜

❛ Not even an amusing anecdote? You don’t want a chance to bring someone down or boast a little? ❜

❛ You know, we’re so far into spoiler territory right now, I think I better stop talking. ❜

❛ You might be used to traipsing through the countryside––––punching dragons, interrogating people, or whatever it is you did before this. ❜

❛ My guess is another earthquake––––that hits when we’re halfway across the bridge. ❜

❛ I agree. So morally reprehensible to bet against your own side. ❜

❛ See? Embrace your place in the universe, sparkler. ❜

❛ Should I push, or am I just setting myself up for: “Your face doesn’t make sense”? ❜

❛ You’re crazy! We’re beating [name] every time we turn around. He’s on the run! ❜

❛ So there’s a rational explanation after all. Just when I thought you had layers. ❜

❛ You made the right choice. ❜

❛ It’s just… I was wondering how you got your nickname. ❜

❛ Safe harbour from the storm outside? ❜

❛ Look seeker, if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death! ❜

❛ See? And I still can’t tell if you’re shitting me! ❜

❛ Looks like trouble’s coming! ❜

❛ Really? No sarcasm, no superior attitude? ❜

❛ Next time you make me tell a story at knife-point I’ll make the hero sound taller. ❜

❛ Can I suggest that we never come here again? ❜

❛ I don’t mean to sound critical, but have you considered a new line of work? ❜

❛ Five [currency] says you see something weirder before the day ends. ❜

❛ I’ve got a friend who’s a ship captain. She would love this place. ❜

❛ Ah, a critic. Say no more. ❜

❛ The only thing they seem to have in common is a tendency to burn things. ❜

❛ All I’m saying is, he’d be up more than two [currency] if he watched his tells. ❜

❛ You’ve killed two-hundred and fifty-four by my last count. ❜

❛ Well, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. What’d I do now? ❜

❛ Don’t I feel special. ❜

❛ You know, I might be able to give you a hand with that. ❜

❛ Nothing I’m doing seems to work! ❜

❛ Well, it’s not a good story unless the hero dies. ❜

❛ Don’t die on me [name], you still owe me a pint! ❜

❛ Be still my heart. I’ve grown on you. ❜

❛ Who designs a place that takes this many keys to get inside? ❜

❛ All this fresh air is making me light-headed. ❜

❛ Oh, right, the rusty metal spike district! My favourite part of town! ❜

❛ Maybe he likes you. ❜

❛ Everyone stay still and try not to make any loud noises. ❜

❛ You know, it’s possible they’re just scared shitless of you. That’s my theory, anyway. ❜

❛ So, no one’s managed to reclaim the sword, huh? My money’s on this being a trap. ❜

❛ I’m helping you indulge in elaborate revenge fantasies. I think it’s good for you. ❜

❛ The lone wanderer, searching the world. What’s he trying to find? Love? Absolution? ❜

❛ No offence, but this house smells like really old cabbage. ❜

❛ Well, that screams “up to no good.” ❜

❛ Are we sure this is a good idea? ❜

❛ That could’ve gone better. ❜

❛ I didn’t say it made sense. Just that I’d like to leave and never look back. ❜

❛ I really am in the ass-end of nowhere now. ❜

❛ Just wait until you meet my friends. ❜

❛ Ten [currency] says I not only know him—he owes me money. ❜

❛ I’ve heard some people actually enjoying walking in the wilderness. They do it for fun. It’s called ‘hiking’. ❜

❛ I spend way too much time here. ❜

❛ Fine, but if you don’t tell me, I’m just going to have to make it up. ❜

❛ One of those things would be impossible. All of them together? That’s a miracle. ❜

❛ Back me up! ❜

❛ I don’t know. “Not being killed by rampaging demons” seems to be as good as gold to me. ❜

❛ Why, [name], I would never accuse you of having sympathy! ❜

❛ Whoever built this didn’t give two tin shits about tradition. ❜

❛ Nobody wander off! ❜

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consultthemuses

Send me a “🦄” if you really love my blog, or if you believe in unicorns.

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whumpbox

concerned starters send a sentence, get a drabble.

“ wait here. i’ll go see what the noise was. ”

“ does it hurt? tell the truth. ”

“ eat as much as you can. you need to build your strength back up. ”

“ let’s get you into a clean shirt. you’ve already sweat through that one.”

“ don’t try to push yourself. ”

“ get behind me. ”

“ stay on the phone. ”

“ were you able to keep that down? ”

“ shh, it’s me, only me. ”

“ you can hold onto me if you’re scared. ”

“ small sips. there you go. don’t want you getting sick. ”

“ you need to calm down before you make yourself sick again. ”

“ i’m sure that’s too much for you to understand right now. but i’ll be here the next time you wake up, and i’ll tell you again. i’ll keep telling you. ”

“ i won’t let you fall. ”

“ why? because i don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why. ”

“ are you stuffy? you sound stuffy. ”

“ can you take one more sip for me? ”

“ i know you’re exhausted right now, but you need to take your medicine. ”

“ you can use my jacket for a blanket. ”

“ i told you to stay in bed. ”

“ breathe for me, that’s it. all the way in, there you go. now out, good. now again, nice and slow. you’re doing so well. ”

“ leave your bandages alone. ”

“ do you need to lie down? ”

“ put this on, we’re going to the hospital. don’t argue with me. ”

“ all you need to worry about is getting better. ”

“ i carried you. ”

“ you should be in bed. ”

“ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ”

“ i know you can’t talk, but i just want you to know that i’m not going anywhere. ”

“ that needs bandages. ”

“ let your stomach throw up if it wants to. kneel down here and i’ll hold you. ”

“ i didn’t want to wake you. it’s been a long day. ”

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promptfairy

❥ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐈 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .

sentence starters inspired by various lyrics from random songs on my own personal playlist !! some lyrics have been slightly modified to be more usable . change gendered language & add context to your needs . happy roleplaying !!♡

“ i wish i never met her . ” “ i don’t really care if you cry . ” “ they don’t wanna chase this rainbow . ” “ you were my everything . ” “ one headline , why believe it ? ” “ who knew evil girls have the prettiest faces ? ” “ they say it’s my fault . ” “ you’ve got nothing left to give . ” “ i could have any type of boy that i feel . ” “ don’t you pay them any mind . ” “ there’s no turning back . ” “ this is life & we only get one chance . ” “ i know you’re sad & tired . ” “ you should’ve never lied . ” “ will i ever be free ? ” “ i pray for my enemies . ” “ it’s no better to be safe than sorry . ” “ i pray for all my rivals . ” “ the world’s gonna know your name . ” “ i want to fly to a place where it’s just you & me . ” “ let them keep on talking . ” “ have i crossed the line ? ” “ we only get one shot at this . ” “ you burn with the brightest flame . ” “ welcome to your life . ” “ i won’t let you forget me . ” “ easier said than done . ” “ i cannot die , because this is my universe . ” “ i’m just living for me , but a little more vicious . ” “ i swear that you’ll get over it . ” “ i can’t take back the love that i gave you . ” “ now , i’m just better off dead . ” “ so glad we’ve almost made it . ” “ i’ll be right behind you . ” “ don’t come crawling to me . ” “ everybody wants to rule the world . ” “ you gave me a heart that was full of mistakes . ” “ i feel totally lost . ” “ there’s a room where the light won’t find you . ” “ i can’t stand this indecision . ” “ i still see your shadows in my room . ” “ i just want you to feel safe . ” “ i know it hurts sometimes , but , you’ll get over it . ” “ i just want to make you glow how you glowed when we were young . ” “ yes , i’ve lost my mind . ” “ you could walk straight through hell with a smile . ” “ i keep closing my eyes , but i can’t block you out . ” “ nothing ever lasts forever . ” “ i might need help to see the good things . ” “ i am who i am . ” “ i’m in serious shit . ” “ you’re the worst . ” “ i should have listened to my friends . ” “ all my friends are dead . ” “ all you wanna do is party & bullshit . ” “ i know that you want me dead . ” “ i know it’s all in my head . ” “ you know this happens every time . ” “ being with you has opened my eyes . ” “ i’m feeling for her what she’s feeling for me . ” “ i spend my money on the regular miracles . ” “ you were made out of plastic ; fake . ” “ this isn’t what i wanted . ” “ this is not enough . ” “ this is something i should have told you long ago . ” “ but i want her so much . ” “ when they stop & stare , it doesn’t worry me . ” “ god is the only one above me . ” “ shake me out of my misery . ” “ now you see how it feels . ” “ now you’re all alone . ” “ you should’ve seen the way she looked into my eyes . ” “ i thought you were the one . ”

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consultthemuses

Sentence Meme: 63 Rupert Giles Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious. ❜

❛ Do you want me to wag my finger at you and tell you that you acted rashly? You did. And I can. ❜

❛ If [name] is alive, then it would–it could be a fairly…cataclysmic state of affairs. ❜

❛ The Earth is doomed. ❜

❛ Well, no. I wasn’t actually one of the original members of Pink Floyd. ❜

❛ Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind. ❜

❛ No vampires. Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music. ❜

❛ But if it’s guilt you’re looking for, [name], I’m not your man. All you will get from me is my support. And my respect. ❜

❛ You should have told me he was alive. You didn’t. ❜

❛ I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it’s appropriate. ❜

❛ Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about. ❜

❛ Splendid. Well, it’s ages since I’ve been to a gig. ❜

❛ Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions. ❜

❛ A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s still a demon at the core. There is no halfway. ❜

❛ Have you actually ever heard of tact? ❜

❛ To hell with what’s right, I’m ready to back you up. ❜

❛ Congratulations, you’ve found me out. I’m a mod jogger. ❜

❛ Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more! ❜

❛ And that would be the abridged version. ❜

❛ Yes, it was a gas leak, everyone. Just get some air, and a good night’s rest, you know, you’ll be fine. ❜

❛ That tickles. Ooh, oh, uh… oh, dear god. ❜

❛ I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression. ❜

❛ Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one’s teeth drilled. ❜

❛ He’s lying. Hit him! ❜

❛ What do you want me to say? ❜

❛ She lied to me? ❜

❛ I’ve been awake all night. I know I’m supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can’t leave you out there to fight alone! ❜

❛ Mist… cemetery… Halloween. Should end well. ❜

❛ I don’t really know what to say. ❜

❛ Well, [name]’s clearly been abusing the magicks. ❜

❛ Yes. But then, I always thought so. ❜

❛ I honestly feel the largest part of it was instinct. Instinct and reflexes. ❜

❛ [name], what you said, it flies in the face of everything we’ve ever… every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it’s bloody brilliant! ❜

❛ Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself. ❜

❛ I’m…I’m…I’m down with the new music. And I have the albums to prove it. ❜

❛ And then she and probably dozens of others are persecuted by a righteous mob. It’s happened all throughout history. It happened in Salem, not surprisingly. ❜

❛ To forgive is an act of compassion, [name]. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it. ❜

❛ You did well. Your performance as a disgruntled minion was spot on. ❜

❛ Yes. Thank you. Although your heroism is slightly muted by the fact that you were helping [name] to start a war that would kill us all. ❜

❛ You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❜

❛ Power to the people? You sound like a child of the seventies. ❜

❛ You have no respect for me, or the job I perform. ❜

❛ I’m leaning towards blind panic myself. ❜

❛ How about the end of the world? ❜

❛ Ooh! Sounds like paranormal phenomena! ❜

❛ You would be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these people were. ❜

❛ She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then. ❜

❛ I just can’t help but wonder if… she would have been better off without me. ❜

❛ Of course! Well, it makes sense now. ❜

❛ Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day. ❜

❛ It’s rather poetic…in a maudlin sort of way. ❜

❛ Well, I’m a hair’s breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I’m open to anything. ❜

❛ You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong. ❜

❛ Unfortunately he doesn’t know exactly what he wants. That’s-that’s the trouble. ❜

❛ Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy, energy, energy, especially in the musical numbers! ❜

❛ That was bracing.. ❜

❛ There are more important things than records right now. ❜

❛ Sorry to barge in. I’m afraid we have a slight apocalypse. ❜

❛ There’s a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say. ❜

❛ I’m so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse. ❜

❛ Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it. ❜

❛ There’s a sort of wary watchfulness I’ve developed over the years. It’s like another sense. ❜

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memetaped

random moments send a symbol for…

🧠 a time my muse thought about yours.

☀️ a time my muse let yours take care of them.

📱 a time my muse texted / called yours.

🗯️ a time my muse didn’t text / call yours.

🖼️ a time my muse talked about someone from their past.

🌷 a time my muse said they loved yours.

💔 a time my muse said they hated yours.

💧 a time my muse cried.

💡 a time my muse laughed.

🔥 a time my muse got caught doing something bad.

👀 a time my muse told a lie.

🌙 a time my muse told the truth.

🍎 a time my muse felt safe with yours.

🍃 a time my muse left home.

⚙️ a time my muse talked about something they made, drew, built.

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consultthemuses

Sentence Meme: 88 Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (depression/alcohol/extensional references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? ❜

❛ …to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before… ❜

❛ It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. ❜

❛ Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. ❜

❛ You’ll have a national Philosopher’s strike on your hands! ❜

❛ It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜

❛ I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe. ❜

❛ I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is. ❜

❛ These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. ❜

❛ I wonder if it will be friends with me? ❜

❛ Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation. ❜

❛ What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons. ❜

❛ A Hooloovoo is a super-intelligent shade of the color blue. ❜

❛ You barbarians! I’ll sue the council for every penny it’s got! I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough! ❜

❛ They’ve been experimenting on you, I’m afraid. ❜

❛ Time is not currently one of my problems. ❜

❛ I asked him if he’d come to clean the windows and he said no he’d come to demolish the house. ❜

❛ It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’. ❜

❛ Please call me [name] if it will help you to relax. ❜

❛ I can even work out your personality problems to ten decimal places if it will help. ❜

❛ Then he told me. ❜

❛ But don’t you see what this means? ❜

❛ You just come along with me and have a good time. ❜

❛ Space, is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. ❜

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜

❛ Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches? ❜

❛ Ah, well, the lights had probably gone. ❜

❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us!! ❜

❛ The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. ❜

❛ Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜

❛ Well the hours are good… but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy. ❜

❛ No one ever listens! ❜

❛ They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from [mosnter] without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. ❜

❛ Ghastly, it all is. Absolutely ghastly. ❜

❛ And when I’ve finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them! ❜

❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜

❛ The President of the Universe holds no real power. His sole purpose is to take attention away from where the power truly exists… ❜

❛ So long and thanks for all the fish. ❜

❛ I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space! ❜

❛ Fifteen years was a long time to be stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-boggingly dull as Earth. ❜

❛ I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence. ❜

❛ Mostly harmless ❜

❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜

❛ The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is…42! ❜

❛ And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before–and thus was the Empire forged. ❜

❛ Oh no, not again. ❜

❛ And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another ten million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise. ❜

❛ Is there any tea on this spaceship? ❜

❛ Hey, you sass that hoopy [name]? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is. ❜

❛ We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway. ❜

❛ Don’t blame you. ❜

❛ You watch this door, it’s about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates. ❜

❛ Who is this god person anyway? ❜

❛ My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜

❛ I don’t know what I’m looking for. ❜

❛ People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what’s so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there. ❜

❛ Er, excuse me, which government owns this ship? ❜

❛ I like the cover, “Don’t Panic”. It’s the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day. ❜

❛ t says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. ❜

❛ How many roads must a man walk down? ❜

❛ The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing”. ❜

❛ Because … because … I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn’t be able to look for them. ❜

❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜

❛ Like a military academy, bits of me keep on passing out. ❜

❛ ..and we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys. ❜

❛ Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it. ❜

❛ Counting quietly, this is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying “Blood…blood…blood…blood… ”. ❜

❛ It’s a possibility I haven’t ruled out yet.. ❜

❛ So the hours are pretty good then? ❜

❛ So once you do know what the question actually is, you’ll know what the answer means. ❜

❛ I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛ Ow! My brains! ❜

❛ Here’s another one of those self-satisfied doors. ❜

❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜

❛ The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings. ❜

❛ They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. ❜

❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it! ❜

❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜

❛ The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner’. ❜

❛ Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity — distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless ❜

❛ Sorry, did I say something wrong? ❜

❛ Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? ❜

❛ It is most gratifying, that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients. ❜

❛ Ah … ! What’s happening? ❜

❛ I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. ❜

❛ Perhaps I’m old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. ❜

#ask meme #queue

Why’d you add a blockquote, tumblr. There is no blockquote.

#ooc #ooc post

siriussly

LIKE FOR A STARTER while I make some icons ✨

#starter call #[ working on these after icons ]

🐺 [ AMELIA ]

Amelia expressed out what had been - yet - another groan of exasperation. She jiggled in her seat as though a small child throwing a tantrum, exclaiming up at her godfather, “Come on! What kind of dogfather doesn’t eat his goddaughters potions homework?”

“Ah yes, homework. I remember it fondly.” he mused, he didn’t of course, if it wasn’t for Remus he probably would have never bothered to do it, “Unfortunately I can’t eat it, parchment upsets my stomach, I can help you with it though?” he offered, with an apologetic smile. Though it wasn’t something he talked about often, he’d been quite talented at potions at school, it’d been part of the process of him and his friends becoming animagi after all.

He gave an exaggerated sigh but smiled at Amelia so she knew that it was no trouble really, “Let’s have a look then.” he looked over it, muttering some of the words to himself as he read, at a point he frowned, “How does he even expect you to know any of this? Surely you haven’t done first year potions yet let alone th— never mind.” Sirius was talking to himself mostly, he read the rest, “Right? How much of this do you already know? Did they catch you up?” he asked, trying to gauge where she was with the subject.

#progenyofprongs #002; progenyofprongs #talk #roleplay #v; house arrest #[ he's gonna try and be a good dogfather and help her ]#[ but also he's feeling protective & mad if they haven't been helping her get caught up ]#[ sorry this got long ]

persephonememes

* ( CHARMED / SENTENCE PROMPTS.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ She has no regard for her life, or anyone else’s. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ So, how scary was I? ❜

❛ With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.❜

❛ It’s my first war wound, think I’ll wear it with pride. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ I smell something witchy. ❜

❛ Look at me. I look like a drowned rat! I need my blow dryer. ❜

❛ I hate camping. ❜

❛ What the hell happened here? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ Let go of me so I can blow him up. I’m gonna blow you up! ❜

❛ Let go of me! I have to save them! ❜

❛ It was my fault. It was my fault. ❜

❛ Magic’s always been inside of you. ❜

❛ If you’ll put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup, you’re gonna need a snorkel. ❜

❛ You wanted a normal life, remember? ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ I was just trying to help. ❜

❛ I love you. ❜

❛ I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. ❜

❛ It’s not like we haven’t cheated death before. I don’t understand why this time isn’t any different. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ How am I? Are you kidding? ❜

❛ But if there’s one thing you learned over the last three years it’s that there’s always a reason for everything. ❜

❛ What the hell is the matter with you?! ❜

❛ I’m not angry. I am pissed off! ❜

❛ You were trying to get yourself killed, which is what this family does best is get killed. ❜

❛ And I thought my family was screwed up. ❜

❛ I didn’t even have time to change. ❜

❛ Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid? ❜

❛ It’s okay to be angry. ❜

❛ I’ll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok? ❜

❛ I just want to find out the truth. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s just a graze. ❜

❛ I’m not doing this anymore. I give up. I quit. ❜

#ask meme #queue

allthingsmusings

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

❝ bring a jacket! ❞

❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

#ask meme #queue

@prisonerofmuses asked: ❛ Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. ❜ (Niamh)

SENTENCE MEME: 69 GOOD OMENS (BOOK) QUOTES

For a few moments there was a silence as Sirius expected for Niamh to elaborate on that somewhat, when no elaboration came all Sirius could manage was a somewhat perplexed sounding, “Oh?”.

#prisonerofmuses #ask meme: prisonerofmuses #meme response #answered #ask sirius #v; padfoot

@prisonerofmuses asked: ❛ You start thinking: it can’t be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire. ❜ (Naveen)

SENTENCE MEME: 69 GOOD OMENS (BOOK) QUOTES

“You know what, Nav, I won’t even pretend to know what that means, but I’m sure you’re right.” he snorted a little as he finished his pint, “What I do know, is that the next round’s on you.”.

#prisonerofmuses #ask meme: prisonerofmuses #meme response #answered #ask sirius #v; padfoot

🐺 [ NAVEEN ] liked for a starter

“Are you okay back there.” he headed back a few paces, they’d been walking a long while now, it could be that, but Sirius was concerned at this point that it might be something more.

@prisonerofmuses

#prisonerofmuses #005; prisonerofmuses #talk #roleplay #closed starter #v; war goes on

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