Sentence Meme: 108 Varric Tethras Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/gambling/magic/violence references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ Right. Not ominous at all. ❜
❛ Someone remembered to bring water, right? ❜
❛ [name], I thought you’d have noticed by now: I lie a lot. ❜
❛ Personally, I think it’s some kind of compensation thing. ❜
❛ He was terrible at intrigue. Forgot which goblet he’d put the poison in. ❜
❛ Look at all the shit that’s happened to you. ❜
❛ You seem the type. Or exactly not the type. I forget how these things are supposed to work sometimes. ❜
❛ It’s the dive. Filled with the best and worst people in the world. ❜
❛ Let’s talk about your dark and troubled past. ❜
❛ Why does air even come in different temperatures? ❜
❛ Oh, so that’s you smiling? Glad you clarified that. I’d never have known. ❜
❛ Are you going to blame me for that, too? ❜
❛ Hey! I’m a perfect gentleman. In public. ❜
❛ I know this is a radical suggestion, but have you considered just… talking to her? ❜
❛ I’d also like to avoid falling, if we’re counting votes. ❜
❛ A story-teller’s got to believe his own story, or no one will. ❜
❛ I have no idea why places like this exist. ❜
❛ I like heroes who try their damnedest, even if they fail a lot. It’s easy to be valiant when you always win and everything goes your way. There’s nothing great in that. ❜
❛ Well, that went a little dark. Who’s “him” in this? ❜
❛ I like to leave some things to the reader’s imagination. ❜
❛ That’s going to take a while. I’ll explain “clothes” when we get back. ❜
❛ Alright, worst thing you’ve ever eaten? I had this imported ham for [location] once. It tasted like despair, literally. ❜
❛ I will try my best not to do the impossible. ❜
❛ I make up for it elsewhere. ❜
❛ Most people are like cats. They either puff up to look dangerous or they crouch down and hope you don’t see them. You show them you’re not a victim or threat, and they’re in your lap and purring before you know it. ❜
❛ Bah… where’s the drama in that? ❜
❛ Doesn’t matter. Point is, if you put a little more work in, you could pull off much bigger pranks. ❜
❛ I like who I am. If I want to hear songs, I’ll go to a tavern. ❜
❛ Yes, thank you for not torturing me. I’m so much happier now. ❜
❛ That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever. ❜
❛ Let’s just say I don’t quite have the reach. She lacks a certain flexibility. ❜
❛ Whatever it does, it’s probably ancient and invaluable. So try not to drop it in the sand. ❜
❛ She’s stronger than you. ❜
❛ That was almost a coherent metaphor. ❜
❛ Exactly! If you can’t be flawless -and no one can- be flashy. Nobody will know the difference. ❜
❛ But still irresistibly cute. It’s my burden to bear. ❜
❛ How about dalliances? Liaisons? Illicit affairs? ❜
❛ I’m just saying, you and I have… something in common. ❜
❛ Just because two people dislike each other doesn’t mean they’re about to kiss. ❜
❛ Oh, I don’t know. I suppose I could always send a letter to your family… ❜
❛ …er. Whatever works for you. ❜
❛ You know, I don’t even want to ask what you did with it. I just want to say… nice work. ❜
❛ Huh. And here I thought you’re a man of refined taste. ❜
❛ Oh! I’ll mark this on my calendar—[name] had a feeling! ❜
❛ Not even an amusing anecdote? You don’t want a chance to bring someone down or boast a little? ❜
❛ You know, we’re so far into spoiler territory right now, I think I better stop talking. ❜
❛ You might be used to traipsing through the countryside––––punching dragons, interrogating people, or whatever it is you did before this. ❜
❛ My guess is another earthquake––––that hits when we’re halfway across the bridge. ❜
❛ I agree. So morally reprehensible to bet against your own side. ❜
❛ See? Embrace your place in the universe, sparkler. ❜
❛ Should I push, or am I just setting myself up for: “Your face doesn’t make sense”? ❜
❛ You’re crazy! We’re beating [name] every time we turn around. He’s on the run! ❜
❛ So there’s a rational explanation after all. Just when I thought you had layers. ❜
❛ You made the right choice. ❜
❛ It’s just… I was wondering how you got your nickname. ❜
❛ Safe harbour from the storm outside? ❜
❛ Look seeker, if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death! ❜
❛ See? And I still can’t tell if you’re shitting me! ❜
❛ Looks like trouble’s coming! ❜
❛ Really? No sarcasm, no superior attitude? ❜
❛ Next time you make me tell a story at knife-point I’ll make the hero sound taller. ❜
❛ Can I suggest that we never come here again? ❜
❛ I don’t mean to sound critical, but have you considered a new line of work? ❜
❛ Five [currency] says you see something weirder before the day ends. ❜
❛ I’ve got a friend who’s a ship captain. She would love this place. ❜
❛ Ah, a critic. Say no more. ❜
❛ The only thing they seem to have in common is a tendency to burn things. ❜
❛ All I’m saying is, he’d be up more than two [currency] if he watched his tells. ❜
❛ You’ve killed two-hundred and fifty-four by my last count. ❜
❛ Well, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. What’d I do now? ❜
❛ Don’t I feel special. ❜
❛ You know, I might be able to give you a hand with that. ❜
❛ Nothing I’m doing seems to work! ❜
❛ Well, it’s not a good story unless the hero dies. ❜
❛ Don’t die on me [name], you still owe me a pint! ❜
❛ Be still my heart. I’ve grown on you. ❜
❛ Who designs a place that takes this many keys to get inside? ❜
❛ All this fresh air is making me light-headed. ❜
❛ Oh, right, the rusty metal spike district! My favourite part of town! ❜
❛ Everyone stay still and try not to make any loud noises. ❜
❛ You know, it’s possible they’re just scared shitless of you. That’s my theory, anyway. ❜
❛ So, no one’s managed to reclaim the sword, huh? My money’s on this being a trap. ❜
❛ I’m helping you indulge in elaborate revenge fantasies. I think it’s good for you. ❜
❛ The lone wanderer, searching the world. What’s he trying to find? Love? Absolution? ❜
❛ No offence, but this house smells like really old cabbage. ❜
❛ Well, that screams “up to no good.” ❜
❛ Are we sure this is a good idea? ❜
❛ That could’ve gone better. ❜
❛ I didn’t say it made sense. Just that I’d like to leave and never look back. ❜
❛ I really am in the ass-end of nowhere now. ❜
❛ Just wait until you meet my friends. ❜
❛ Ten [currency] says I not only know him—he owes me money. ❜
❛ I’ve heard some people actually enjoying walking in the wilderness. They do it for fun. It’s called ‘hiking’. ❜
❛ I spend way too much time here. ❜
❛ Fine, but if you don’t tell me, I’m just going to have to make it up. ❜
❛ One of those things would be impossible. All of them together? That’s a miracle. ❜
❛ I don’t know. “Not being killed by rampaging demons” seems to be as good as gold to me. ❜
❛ Why, [name], I would never accuse you of having sympathy! ❜
❛ Whoever built this didn’t give two tin shits about tradition. ❜