don't fight the madness

"There are things worth dying for!" Sirius Black. Professional lounger and all-around screw-up. If you ever see me doing something morally upright or proper, please contact emergency personnel; I am in distress. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5381707"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=black sheep&e2=marauders lurking&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); Independent Sirius Black RP Please Read the rules and bio. Tracked Tag: siriustrouble M!A: N/A

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i want to use my kissing icons but i never get the chance, which is a bummer because i mean look:

bonus specrumslide!sirius:

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It's Sexual Sunday so...

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rpmememaker:

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

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Even if our threads get dropped, the relationship built between our muses doesn't go away

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zimaaktiv:

redlikecherrywine:

I’m terrible for losing muse for a thread, and a lot of my threads don’t get finished. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to rp anymore, or that any relationship between our muses is for nothing.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

I am so bad about losing threads which is why I encourage the reblog. If it’s been a minute, don’t be afraid to either link or reblog a friendly nudge that you want to continue.

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@ladymclfoy

“I have to admit I’m impressed, Cissy,” Sirius said, her lips spreading into a smile. “But then, I should have known you’d come up with something so deliciously devious. Runs in the family, after all.”

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@lxttleking

“You might wanna rethink that, Reg. No one has more dirt on you than me and we both know how prone I am to dramatic overreactions. This will not end well for you.”

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Starter call. Like for a starter from my spectrumslide!sirius verse while i work on screencapping the Power Rangers trailer.

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"I'm too adorable to slap." (James)

“Very true. I think it’s the only reason Lily has let you live so long.”

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"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

“I cannot honestly say I doubt you, Cissy. On a completely unrelated note: how many drinks have you had?”

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pugfacedpansy:

@siriustrouble

“Each one of my six sisters could swing a bat better than you Black. And the oldest one is twelve!” 

“It’s me or the reserve, Ballantine. Say the word we can swap me out for a third year.”

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shefromvalleybroad:

@siriustrouble gets a starter

“Also staying here, Sirius?”  Héliane inquired, giving a soft smile.

She never went home, mostly due to lack of such a thing. Sure, she had the orphanage, but it had never really been a home despite ho grateful she was to have been taken in.  It was always very busy during the holidays and with all that happened lately, she thought it would be better if she stayed at Hogwarts. They’d have one less mouth to feed that way.

“Should I take precautions for mischief? I imagine you have to make up for the usual amusement Lily and James provide us with.”

“You should always take precautions for my mischief, Héliane,” Sirius said with a broad smile. “It strikes at any moment, regardless of current company or location. I simply cannot control it.”

Sirius was, in fact, staying at Hogwarts for the holidays. He’d done the same every year since his fist. This year, would be different, however; none of the marauders would be with him. They were all going home and Sirius would rather be strung up on the Whomping Willow during a hail storm, naked than spend another holiday with Orion and Walburga.

“Why, dear Héliane, do you ask? Is there a specific sort of amusement you’d like me to provide?”

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"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

“Sharing is caring, my dear cousin. Don’t leave me here to suffer in sobriety if you’ve got a better option.”

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"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?" -badgerpotter

Send One for my Muses Reaction

“Because it’s more efficient than drinks and dessert and my time is precious. I have and chaos to cause and mischief to make and there are so many hours in the day.”

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"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

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“Oh, I didn't realize you had recently been in an accident that severely impaired your vision. I would’ve sent flowers.”

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

You now have my permission to break my muse right here right now. Tear them apart. Find their weak point and make them suffer. Break them and make them snap

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Send One for my Muses Reaction

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"Worst date of my life."

"How do you feel about polyamory?"

"So... I stabbed him."

"I might have killed him."

"Wanna go on a date?"

"Alcohol is not my friend."

"Can I marry whiskey?"

"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."

"Will you marry me?"

"I'd rather marry the cactus."

"Wanna have the sex?"

"I killed my pet rock."

"Call me Satan."

"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"

"Why study when you can drink?"

"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

"Werewolves are hot."

"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."

"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."

"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."

"I'm fluent in geek."

"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."

"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

"Punch me."

"Netflix and chill?"

"I'm too adorable to slap."

"Just hit me."

"I never say no to drugs."

"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."

"I think I married the vodka."

"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

"So many fuckboys."

"Are you a serial killer?"

"I've killed more people than I can count."

"Brainwashing is fun."

"All I want is a kitten and vodka."

"Kiss me."

"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."

"Stop yelling at me."

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"

"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."

"He's only slightly dead."

"Don't judge my music."

"I don't like your pants. Take them off."

"We might have to huddle for warmth."

"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."

"Satanism isn't all that bad."

"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."

"I' trying to flirt."

"I'm kinda drunk."

"____ stole my vodka."

"Call me Batman."

"Be the Batman to my Joker?"

"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."

"I will go done with this ship."

"Makeout session?"

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dominiiqueweasley:

“If I said it in french would that get the message across?” Dominique mused, grumpily, attention going back to her book “No, non, why do I have to come on this little adventure with you in the first place? Go bother Peter or someone.”

“Peter’s in detention. And so is Marlene. Remus is on prefect patrols and James is off with Evans. Come now, you don’t want me to spend the whole day by myself, do you? You must remember that happened the last time I was left to my own devices all day.”

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Send “#” for a RANDOM text. (Remus)

Send a symbol for a text - random text

[text;; totally not a werewolf] what do you think squirrels think about?

[text;; totally not a werewolf] they always look like they’re plotting something but what??

[text;; totally not a werewolf] is it world domination? it’s world domination isn’t it?

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pugfacedpansy:

[text;; snuffles] … how fucking high are you?

[text;; snuffles] no wait, don’t tell me. i need to be able to tell McGonagall i knew nothing about it.

a few minutes later 

[text;; snuffles] … it is world domination isn’t it?

[text;; totally not a werewolf] we need to prepare for our future furry overlords moony

[text;; totally not a werewolf] a stockpile of nuts is in order. we need leverage.