Alarmingly Bad

A webcomic that is sometimes true to its name

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Look, I’m not addicted, but I’m pretty sure I’ll die if I stop drinking it.

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I apologize for nothing.

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Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness

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Rude.

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Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

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I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.

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A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing

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I’m not sure which is better tbh

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FUN FACT: This is where the term “banging” comes from

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I would know, I have to live with me.

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…and that’s where baby archery targets come from. The End.

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Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

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The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

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Oh Galbor, “sending an armed squad” is your answer for everything

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Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in

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I really am my own worst enemy

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This feels like a totally reasonable reaction