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#the mental gymnastics people do to victimize c***** m****** are olympic caliber…#maybe he’s secretly the player threatening to leave if they hire babcock #maybe he’s the reason they’re doing an investigation #he’s not the gm he doesn’t have control over these choices he’s just the most influential player in the league #who the entire organization is attempting to cater every choice to except this one somehow #okay sure. why not

florida-samthers

hrpf writers we need to have a serious conversation

you have to let the little one fuck the big one sometimes

#prev how does it feel to be so right #brad marchand

at the carwash couldn’t figure out why my podcast wasn’t playing throuhh my headphones so i kept turning the volume up until i realized i was blasting dimitri filipovic at the carwash employees in my miata

#sowey

eggowall

everyone shut up i need to be alone with whoever voted justin sourdif second place for the selke

barkbarkbarkov

caught scheming (20 may 2026 - ger v usa)

bonus: schemes failed

#:[#matthew tkachuk

ratatatastic

#need to take a bite out of his thighs #just a little one i prommy #aaron ekblad

tkachuktkaching

Matthew doing Matthew things 😂

#i miss his schemes and shenanigans #matthew tkachuk

anonomouslyabanana

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

#forsblad

kairos44

Sam Bennett snubbed again for the Lady Byng 😔

senatortedcruz

Hatewatching an athlete with domestic violence or rape charges isn’t even a fun hatewatch I’m sitting here like this world hates women so much…nuke this planet and start again

senatortedcruz

like you know me I love shit talking, I love hating, I love casting Etsy curses on teams I hate. But I don't think Carolina fans chanting No Means No is some epic own. It's just super depressing.

#avs fans starting that chant like they didn’t have a guy found with a drugged and trafficked woman on the ice in their jersey