I live off of artificially flavored cheese snacks

hello I'm zuzu and I'm the open window maniac

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

[Sweats nervously]

[deactivated-blog]

[annakendrickofficial]

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

[sodamnrelatable]

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[jxey]

owner of California chrome or Doug dimmadome??? you tell me

[jaipaul]

[laughed]

The four stages of a haircut:

-hatred

-regret

-sadness

-acceptance

[biscuitpotato]

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

[rvchet]

[obamaspagamas]

I want to murder someone

[debbiedownr]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[treatsandsuch]

im so pumped for senior year i want it to be my most stereotypical high school movie year yet

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

[baterwottle-deactivated20170220]

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