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[ indie | selective | royal guard au papyrus sideblog to @sirpunsalct | written by skylar ]

[sirnyehsalot]

Going with the short version since this is a sideblog!

Simply put, this is an au blog for a Papyrus variant who joined the royal guard; since his Sans is the royal scientist, a lot of events happened that wouldn't normally or changed from canon, but primarily he's a classic Papyrus.

Pyrus, as he calls himself, is a bit more serious than canon, and more aware of the resets thanks to his brother. He's also fairly multiversally aware, but post-reset tends to forget things.

I, the mun, do not write NSFW, but we are both of age and so darker themes will be present on this blog. I'm 29, Pyrus is 30.

General rules apply, like no godmodding or taking OOC information and making it IC. In general if you're not rude we'll get along just fine.

I have severe general anxiety and autism so I can be quiet from time to time, social situations aren't my forte and it's easy for me to get overwhelmed. I'm also trans so if you're against the LGBTQA community you're not welcome here.

That's all for now! I might add more to this, or make a basic bio.

[sirnyehsalot]

NOW THERE'S A RANDOM SANS IN HERE TRYING ON SOCK'S CLOTHING. I ... DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

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WELP! MY BROTHER IS GETTING KIDNAPPED!

[sirpunsalct]

i'm not getting kidnapped, bro, it's just a forceful vacation

that i

didn't agree to

[sirnyehsalot]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A KIDNAPPING TO ME! HAVE FUN ON YOUR FORCED VACATION!

[sirnyehsalot]

WELP! MY BROTHER IS GETTING KIDNAPPED!

[sirnyehsalot]

OH DEAR.

[sirnyehsalot]

SO ALPHYS JUST CALLED TO TELL ME THERE WAS A COMMOTION IN THE LAB?

ALSO I DO NOT REMEMBER MAKING THIS THING! HELLO!

[sirnyehsalot]

WELL.

I CONTACTED ONE OF HIS PARTNERS.

HOPEFULLY HE'S NOT TOO ANGRY ...

[heartsandwishes]

Hmmmm.................... Ok......... That's fair, yea... Good. Glad he still has support then.

What's wrong with puns! Puns and jokes and riddles- they're fun! I like them! Even cheesy ones! Booooo!

[sirnyehsalot]

IT'S NOT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE PUNS, IT'S THAT HE NEEDS TO PUT A LITTLE MORE BACKBONE INTO IT! THEY'RE ATROCIOUS! IF HE PUT HALF THE EFFORT INTO HIS PUNS THAT HE DID HIS WORK THEY'D BE FANTASTIC PUNS!

[heartsandwishes]

Hm.... I guess so, yea.. But I'll still try anyway. Just in case..

....Are you sure you'll be ok..? That doesn't sound very ok to me... For anyone, but mostly Sock, I think..? That must be kind of lonely, you think..? Being the only one who remembers, the only one who knows everything..? ):

[sirnyehsalot]

I THINK IT IS LONELY, BUT HE'S NOT ALONE AS LONG AS HE HAS US. PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF HERE DON'T FORGET WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS OUT THERE WHO CARE ABOUT HIM TOO. SO EVEN IF WE FORGET, THEY WON'T. AND EVEN IF I FORGET, HE'S REMINDED ME EVERY TIME.

THE LEAST I CAN DO IS MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY TOO. I AM HIS BROTHER, AFTER ALL. EVEN IF HE OVERWORKS HIMSELF AND ANNOYS ME CONSTANTLY WITH HIS BAD PUNS!

[heartsandwishes]

I mean, it's not that big a deal- the contrast is actually kind of funny if you think about it, hehe..

Well. Yea, they're usually a threat. The Dusks aren't, they listen to us no problem. They even do most of the housekeep around the Castle, like the cleaning and stuff. But most of the Beasties are just. Mindless..

...Are you guys gonna be ok over there..?

[sirnyehsalot]

NYEHEHE, I SUPPOSE SO! I JUST LIKE BEING LOUD!

IF THEY'RE MINDLESSLY ATTACKING PEOPLE, THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO LISTEN EVEN IF YOU TRY. IT'S SAD, BUT IF THAT'S THE CASE AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT! JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN!

WE'LL BE FINE! SOCK CAN DO THIS THING CALLED A 'RESET' THAT MAKES US ALL GO BACK TO HOW THINGS WERE. I DON'T FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS, BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS I LOSE SOME MEMORIES AND START FROM WHEREVER HE RESET TO. SO EVEN IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS, WE'LL BE FINE! A LITTLE MEMORY LOSS ISN'T A BIG DEAL IN THE GRANDER SCHEME OF THINGS!

SOCK DOESN'T FORGET, THOUGH ... I'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT HIM. HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT ONE TIME ...

[heartsandwishes]

Whoa, caps lock.... I guess so, but it's definitely something to think about.. There are some Beasties that are more tame, and even friendly- if only to people like us who have ties to Darkness.. But like. That's still something, right? What if they all have the chance to be like our Dusks or Nii..? And we just blast them away with Firaga or our Keyblades...

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OH, DOES THE WAY I WRITE BOTHER YOU? I CAN CHANGE IT IF YOU WANT!

I THINK THAT IT COULD BE WORTH TRYING, BUT IF THEY'RE A THREAT YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO. LIKE US, AND THIS HUMAN ... ACCORDING TO SOCK I TRIED TO TALK TO THEM BUT THEY KILLED ME. HE'S ALSO TRIED, AND THEY HURT HIM, TOO. IN THAT CASE, WE NEED TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT.

AS MUCH AS I'D RATHER BE THEIR FRIEND, I CAN'T. IT'S HARD TO ACCEPT THAT, BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SOMETIMES, YOU DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE. SO I'D SAY IT'S WORTH TRYING, BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK, IT'S NOT WORTH RISKING IT.

[heartsandwishes]

...I should try getting through to more Beasties......... What if fighting them is bad...

[sirnyehsalot]

I THINK IT DEPENDS ON YOUR SITUATION, TO BE HONEST! OURS IS KIND OF UNIQUE, IT DOESN'T APPLY TO EVERY TIMELINE OR WORLD OUT THERE.

[sirnyehsalot]

WOWIE, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! I'VE GOT TWO WHOLE FOLLOWERS ALREADY!

[sirnyehsalot]

I SUPPOSE INTRODUCTIONS ARE IN ORDER!

MY NAME IS PYRUS, I'M SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND SOCK'S BROTHER! IT'S NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU!

CURRENT SITUATION ASIDE THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING ALL RIGHT, FOR THE MOST PART.

[sirnyehsalot]

HOW DOES THIS THING WORK???