Angry, Scottish, Opinionated

 Toby, 20, male.

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you sure spend alot of time thinking about kids on tumblr

This is factually untrue. I spend a lot of time thinking about porn and ways I’d kill myself.

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HAHAHAHAHA !

[mystic-marauder]

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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relationship goal: a relationship

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we used “sucks dick” as an expression for things that are awesome instead of things that are terrible then maybe we’d all get more blow jobs.

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television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

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I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Nikko and she has thumbs

[kotanchik]

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Everyone has that one overly dramatic friend.

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bootycheck

[ran-nee-chan]

That’s some fierce booty.

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booty game HELLA STRONG

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when u make a mistake

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Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

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First soldier: [yelling] I’m a Barbie girl!

Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!

Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!