I don't even know...

Honestly, I have less of a clue than you do...

[sisalimpson]

How do you seize the day on Twitter?

...

You slide into someone’s Carpe DM’s

[965-697-deactivated20180227]

[lowkeyuglyy]

I’ll send nudes to whoever reblogs this 🍫💦

[tgirlsupremacy-deactivated20160]

[kytastro]

“does she belong at party city?”

[lukeisherenow-deactivated201609]

my need for this is exponential 

[dadleywellz]

NEEEEEEEDDDDDD

[rapi]

“May you call her Jiggly?”

[that-fabulousbastard]

“Is she orange?”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“Does she feel very attacked?”

[leatherpapi-deactivated20160123]

“Does she have something on her face?”

[80s-addict]

WANT

[stormborn-wolf]

“Has she had it?”

[realityart-deactivated20200602]

“Is she country enough, girl?”

[penis-hilton]

“Does her tone seem very pointed right now?’’

[satanised-deactivated20161207]

@bootybehindthemadnesz we need play this

[glaass-table-girls]

@satanised I feel VERY attacked WHERE DO I BUY THIS

[prince-plod]

@sisalimpson

[sisalimpson]

"Is she chunky yet funky?"

[trynsave]

[sisalimpson]

Going on Tumblr in public

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[ginnymcqueen-deactivated2017043]

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[camaronez]

“why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!”

[sisalimpson]

justcriizz

[distractful]

[skyakafreckles]

😂 YO THIS

[einaussenseiter]

I did a thing with Pop Stars as Gym Leaders inspired by Rihanna

[mousehousedotcom]

reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

[luxgalador]

Wait until I’m famous y'all

[mioxenoblade]

Trans men are men, even prior to transition. Trans women are women, even prior to transition. The same is true for non-binary genders. The same is still true even if a physical transition isnt sought after.

[healingisneeded]

netflix and by yourself :/

[electronicwanderings]

[meme-pr1ncess]

MY JAW DROPPED

[yeahmaniknow-deactivated2018121]

I thought this was gonna go differently

[meredithalden]

a public service announcement

[ask-dr-knockout]

This.

[slowtownpilots-blog]

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

[lackyannie]

and i thought only bob ross knew what was up

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

this single post is more useful to me then four years of art school 

[lulukbraz]

We did it in color study class on my college and it’s incredible the difference between using red/blue/yellow than cyan/magenta/yellow. The purple was colored like shit, so as the greens. Than we tried the actuall primary colors and it FELT SO GOOD!

[zachdanielswhisky]

I JUST TESTED IT IN MY ART PROGRAM AND HOLY SHIT 

IT WORKED REALLY WELL

[pickingausernameispainful]

Important things to remember when talking about Kristen Stewart

- She was outed by her mom - She has dated men and women which I would assume makes her bisexual - Do not go around saying she is a lesbian - Do not spread rumors - Be kind

Feel free to add onto this.

[vandewaal]

- A married man once cheated on his wife with her, and she, Kristen, had to apologize publicly. The man, whom had cheated on his wife, didn’t have to.

- That she doesn’t show many emotions in Twilight doesn’t make her a bad actor. Actually, it makes her a rather good actor, since that’s exactly how Bella is described in the books.

- She has every right to be rude against paparazzis, since they fucking stalk her and have made her cry publicly more than once. The same goes for every other celebrity ever.