Fic ideas I will never write because I don't enjoy writing:
Star Wars:
Ashoka time travel: end of Clone Wars!Ahsoka time travels to Phantom Menace - Finds herself on Tatooine and tags along with QGJ & crew, meeting young Ani, Padmé and Obi-wan, hoping to prevent Qui-gon's death, expose Palpatine, and stop the war from ever happening. I already read a fic along this vein but what I solely missed is what would be the focus on this one: Ahsoka & Maul. He's just a baby sith apprentice at this point, and Ashoka could keep up with him at his end of Clone Wars. Sure, he overwhelmed Qui-Gon, but Ahsoka knows his fighting style, knows all his moves. And at the end they did reach some level of mutual respect. Knowing his history, and thus his current situation, she would be a lot more empathetic to him than ever before. Imagine the confident teasing from Ahsoka, the baffled bewilderment from Maul - who expected to fight a famous Jedi master and win, and yet here he's facing a teenager and losing?? Both on Tatooine and then later on Naboo. I just. I really wanna see this dynamic play out.
Naruto:
Weekend at Hokage's. After the Pein invasion, Tsunade is out of commission, and Danzou makes his move to step up as Temp Hokage. Team 7 has at this point clocked from Sai and Yamato just how much bad news this guy is, and do NOT want this man in charge, so Naruto gets the frogs to fetch Jiraiya's corpse from Ame, they clean it up, prop him up with some Aburame shades, and present him as the Superior Hokage Candidate. A full Weekend at Bernie's. Most Shinobi can of course see what's going on, but they either 1 - where with team 7 that Whatever Measure to keep this man away from the hat, or 2 - this is hilarious and trolling Danzou is the best thing ever - so they all play along and head off to the Kage summit with Jiraiya as their Interim Hokage. The other Kages are in the latter category and play along because the pissed and indignant Danzou demanding everyone end this farce, and getting to condescendingly tell him they have no idea what he's talking about, he should be more respectful towards his Lord Hokage Jiraiya-Sama, and lower your voice, can't you see he's got a migraine? - is the funniest damn thing that's happened in the Elemental Nations ever. Even Tobi plays along when he shows up to declare his 4th Shinobi war.
Konan, the Angel of Death on the 7th Hokage's Shoulder: So Naruto Talk No Jutsu'd Nagato into letting go of his hatred and sacrificing himself to revive all of the people who died in the Konoha invasion, promising to put an end to the cycle of hatred himself. Konan is now left all alone, both her partners dead, one of them died on the faith of a damn teenager's promise. Well - she's gonna make Damn sure he keeps said promise. And so she starts following Naruto around. Constantly. Hovering menacingly, as a reminder of the promise he made, the future he said he'd build. It gets awkward a lot. She's not there to help, she's just there to make sure Nagato's sacrifice wasn't in vein. And for that sake, she'll bail Naruto out if he's on the verge of death here and there but that's it. All throughout the 4th Shinobi war, and the subsequent alien invasions, and becoming Hokage, and This is it Naruto this is when you said you were going to remake the system and create a better world! Basically menacing him into not being the disappointment as a husband, father and Hokage that he is in Boruto.
There needs to be more time travel fics about Sasuke ending up in warring states era and getting mistaken for a lost Izuna & Madara sibling - and all the chaos that entails. I've only found like half of one.
Reincarnation as a Dragon Hatchling:
No specific plot ideas, I'm just shocked the monsterfuckers haven't jumped on the potential of this one yet. There are SO many dragon/creature ships in this thing!!!
Whatever fandom:
The Kid fic. Basically a fic set in that style where it's just dialogue with no descriptive text. Two characters talking about how one randomly picked up two kids and brought them home and the other is outraged because that is NOT the kind of thing you just do on a whim! They're not equipped to raise two kids, their home is too small, it's just an apartment, kids need proper outdoor space, and they both work full time jobs! Who's going to stay home and look after them!? And you never said anything about wanting kids! Etc etc goes the argument until it is revealed that they're not talking about human kids but goat kids.
That's the ones I can think of rn. I'll add more as I remember. On a Naruto fic binge atm, so that's why those are the majority. These are free to grab, just let me read them too =w=





























