the pink one so terrify

☆ Riley ☆ nb femme lesbian ☆ cat lover ☆

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[hellsite-yano]

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…

Everyone else, including the teacher:

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[alsopurp]

"you ACTUALLY don't love me" spoiler

[cobx]

rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories

[brownnesscrew]

My life.

[gettingterminatedlol]

Yall’s hair must be greasy as fuck.

[scattereda]

you must be bald 

[gettingterminatedlol]

First of all if your an aphobe i dont want your'e shitty opinion on my blog

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[sissy-that-walk]

i came back to Tumblr just to check in and this is the first post i saw 😭

[feliicityrampant]

the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot

[royaleomens]

why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate

[neraiutsuze]

i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying

and as he dies the red dye seeps out of his hair and the protagonist best friend is like GOD DAMN IT DUDE WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME YOU WERE A WHITE HAIRED ANIME BOY THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS

‘ah’ whispers the dying boy ‘i guess i couldn’t escape my roots’

[the-kiwi-lady-pendragon]

God dammit

[parakeet]

in this house we repress all semblance of being emotional beings

[mysharona1987]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[slavery]

Y’all be literally sexy as hell like real shit sexy as fucking hell and talkin some shit like “I’m so ugly :/“ if you think your sexy ass ugly then tf that make me… I must be a goblin looking mother fucker

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[totalariana]

So basically just inviting any boy over?

[blackberryshawty]

I’m gonna say it again those older gays who are like exclusively attracted to barely legal twinks are pedophiles skirting the law on a technicality and have no place in the community

[blackberryshawty]

And to anyone saying “what about preferences?” If you’re like 40 and your preference is for young impressionable 18 year olds who look like they’re 14 you’re a predator and that’s all there is to it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[sarahmoods-blog]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician