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At a town meeting and I feel these people care a bit too much about the arrangement of their neighbour's vegetable garden. In the widely applicable word of the Lord, "Doth it be that deep?"

#monkposting #nunposting #farnham monastery #its almost never that deep

monk-brother-basil

While many insects are Godless, bees are not. Who do they dance for if not the Lord?

sister-lucille

snails are not Godless either, they dance for the lord just very, very slowly

I've been granted access to the monastery archives and I am living my best life rn

#monkposting #unreality #nunposting #farnham monastery

#nunposting #farnham monastery #fanart #oc art

brotherhumphrey

some of the teenage novices have rebelled against the monastery to form a rock band. they don't know any songs other than their hymns, so nothing's really changed, but one of them has taken a pot and spoon from the kitchen and has been hitting them together repeatedly to provide percussion. so far this has been. bad

mlm stands for monk loving monk

#monkposting #unreality #nunposting #farnham monastery #gay #pride month #lgbtq #mlm

brother-porter-andres

I have practiced Catholicism for 43 years, and yet I have failed to gain proficiency bonuses.

sister-lucille

ah! a rookie mistake brother, you must complete the side quests associated with the bonuses to gain them.

english-history-trip

I bring you gladsome tidings of a woman who needle-felts creatures from the Luttrell Psalter.

That is all.

There's too much homosexuality going on in this scriptorium. I'm sat waiting for the scribes to finish copying a page, so I can make a start on the border, but it's taking approximately 7 billion years. So instead of painting I'm just stuck watching them gaze lovingly into each other's eyes and giggle while twirling a strand of tonsure around their finger. Go be gay when you're off the clock some of us want to PAINT.

#patience is a virtue #but not one I have right now #monkposting #unreality #nunposting #farnham monastery

monkbrother-thomas

yeah every monastery has some weird little freak in it. that’s why it is called the homonkulus

brotherhumphrey

24 carat gold labubu with a tonsure

due to the vow of poverty i'm not entirely sure we're strictly meant to have gold in the monastery, but it's cool guys i asked saint benedict and he said yeah ok

sister-lucille

behold, my wretched creation

#god gave me a talent #and I use it for evil #24 karat gold labubu #monkposting #unreality #abomination

monkbrother-thomas

Dear Brother Thomas,

What are yout thoughts on snails? I wish to create a snail garden and plan on asking the Abbott about it but I wanted your opinion first. There are many benefits.

From,

Sister Lucille

i quite like them! so long as the garden is not my herbs and rather a separate area, then i am alright with it. but if one of those creatures eats my plants i will put them in your wimple, sister

I watched Brother Eustace trip and fall over his habit, this is possibly the best day of my life.

#monkposting #unreality #nunposting #farnham monastery