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@sistersinead
Today's aesthetic: people who are like "this anime could have been good if it weren't for one specific detail that totally ruins it", and then that one specific detail is, like, the thematic foundation of the show's core premise.
two of my favorite (non-anime) samples of this phenomenon from twitter
twitter is dying dying, to the point that I can't even use it as a fidget toy anymore, so I guess I'm loading this app up again and trying to figure out what it's for
I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”
how did you choose your name
altered deadname/nickname related to deadname
nickname unrelated to deadname/original/roleplay character
name list and vibes
fictional character/someone i look(ed) up to/celebrity
cultural or family name
given to me by/chosen together with someone/what my parents would have named me
same name new gender! who this
based on the meaning/i just Knew/came to me in a vision
none of the above/multiple of the above tell in tags
i am cis but wanted to clickity
Would love to hear more details in tags <3
EXPERIMENT: do not vote on this poll. just reblog. torture your followers.
please dont ruin my experiment
PLEASE
eroticism of the machine doesn’t apply to iphone….iphone is like a 25 year old instagram model living in LA who practices preventative botox….conventionally beautiful but ultimately sexless. unable to express any form of desire for fear of shattering a delicately crafted facade….iphone is the kelloggs cereal of machinery
how did you even get into kink?
I think I may legitimately have just been born to do it. I think I was throwing all those games of cops and robbers just to get arrested as a kid for ulterior reasons
people on tiktok would never survive a day on tumblr
insanely fucking cool. imagine a bigot calling u a faggot and u just lift up ur shirt and point to the tattoo and go “ya! u got it buddy! good job!”
desperately fucking need this
i found this thing on Craigslist and posted it to my discord and all the autism homies went crazy posting about how bad they wanted to cram themselves into the various compartments and crannies and go to sleep. this loft bed activates something primordial in people who want to crawl into a hole and be safe and hidden
what the fuuuuuck
this is a short horror story
Please make sure to reblog this with the explanation you guys:
The toddler doesn’t know Alexa is a name; as far as they’re concerned it’s a word that makes things happen. If the kid was saying “please play baby shark” it would mean literally the same thing to them because they don’t really understand language yet.
The toddler is mimicking adult behavior because they have seen adults say things that start with “Alexa” and have learned that starting a request with “Alexa” makes it more likely to be fulfilled. This kid has learned something about how their world works purely through observation! This isn’t a bad thing! It’s just been misapplied and it’s up to the parents to correct their speech as they grow enough to understand the difference.
That is absolutely an accurate assessment about what is technically happening from a language development perspective
That the child is holding his mother’s face and speaking into her eyes the magic command that makes things happen does not make this any less of a horror story
cat riding sheep
lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”
Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.
The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.
The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.
What's with these lesbian anime with characters of noble birth and their girlfriends who only see value in themselves as long as they're useful to others
oh, I can answer this actually: they were made at my request. I commissioned all of them, for personal reasons
I love her
me starting gundam 1979: damn they’re rly gonna make this neurodivergent kid pilot a giant robot lol
gundam (gripping me by the shoulders): what if there existed a form of neurodivergence that was widely misunderstood in-universe and mischaracterized as the ability to pilot Big Robots Good thus spurring attempts to weaponize it and even induce it artificially in order to produce better child soldiers
me: what the fuck
the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you’re supposed to help your friends move even if it’s hard work. or stay up with them when they’re sad even if you’re gonna lose sleep. you’re supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that’s how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they’re sick. you’re supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there’s actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.
