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Ugh getting recommended terfs posts in my For You tab today
Update This project is not canceled, but I have read and consumed more of Homestuck than I did at the time of writing, so this AU may be getting a rewrite sometime soon. (Read As: whenever the urge hits me.)
Followup to the ancestors names, the human guardians names
Dad = James
Mom = Roxanne
Nanna = Jane
Grandpa = Jakob
Bro = Bromore
Roxys mom = Rose Mary
Dirks bro = David
Jakes grandma = Jade, but is Ms. English to everyone but Jake .
Pop Pop = Johnathan "Pop Pop" Crocker
Dad Crocker = "slim" Jim Crocker
Since the ancestors and the dancestors exist at the same time in this timeline, the Ancestors need their own names.
The signless = Kalgar Vantas
The Handmaid = Edaria Megido
The summoner = Rafele Nitram
The Psiionic = Saltun Captor
The Disciple = Nepula Leijon
The Dolorosa = Dilora Maryam AKA "Mama D"
Red Glare = Terili Pyrope
Marquis spinneret Mindfang = Skarii Serket
Darkleer = Ezekle Zahhak
Grand High Blood = Gimeto Makara
Duelscar = Neerow Ampora
HI)( = Beteye Peixes
I think about how Nepeta and Meulin would come to slaps over ships from time to time and Mama Nepula and Pounce De Leon would have to intervene.
Those two olive bloods did not get along right away, it wasn't until Meulin was in 7th grade did they finally mesh and get along.
The day the two young olives agreed on ships for the first time, Nepula let out the heaviest, most overdue sigh of her life.
In the au with the different spritefusions (Vrita, Equdan, Haleri, Tavlux) what would be the davepeta/jasperose equivalents?
Oooooooooooooooooh let me see.
Okay so in canon, the alpha session pre scratch has 4 kernels and the 6 elements thrown at them are 6 people. 5 trolls and an AI. Resulting in Arquius, Tavris, Erisol and Fefeta, all of which die in their timeline in diferent ways
Now for the diferent sprite fusion you're talking about, i used the exact same people from canon, but mixed them in a diferent order. Creating Haleri, Vrieta, Tavlux and Equdan. You can find the post about them HERE
Who most likely didn't exploded and followed Davesprite and Nanna to John's planet and survived te timeline's errasure.
Pic fo their Godtiers just for fun.
Now, Davepeta and Jasprose come from Post-Retcon, which means the 6 elements conforming the sprites are diferent this time around, forming, not only Jasprosesprite^2 and Davepetasprite^2, but also GcaTavrosprite and Arquiusprite (again).
SO! all i need to do is pick all the canon people/creatures from the Post-Retcon Sprites and mix them in a diferent way. Like this!
Giving us as a result something like this
The fussion of Davesprite and Lil Hal, ultimate self and ultimate Strider, would most likely romantically pursue canon Jade, like Davepeta did in homestuck, but more successfully. Also be an amazing sword master due to the knowledge from all timelines.
I mean, it would just be Cat-Equius, doesn't have the cool character develompent that Arquius had, but has nice guardian powers and he's not alergic to himself. Plus he's a cat like his moirail Nepeta
Oh boy, Tavrospersprite^2 has by default achieved ultimate self and is afraid of nothing, because he has knowledge of all Tavros and has learned all their lessons in a second. Will call Vriska a bitch and proceed to kiss Gamzee in one breath, to inmedialty go fight some villain and disappear like a Cheshire cat (isn't alergic to himself because he now knows it's in his head)
RosepetaSprite is a chill gal, and now has the habilities of drawing and writing, making her the ultimate autor. She's a little heartbroken about not being able to be with Kanaya or Karkat, because this timeline's Rose and Dave are dating them, but she won't let that bring her down
Ironically Rosepeta is now conected to the other three sprites. Tavros having the memories of her cat and guide, Equius being her moirail and Davar being a fussion of a copy of her father and of her doomed brother who wanted to see her again. She has some heavy back-up now.
We this is some Gooooood stuff!
(John and Jade doing homework)
John: Why are they making us work on orbital mechanics? Jade: I don't know, but I'm asking Mom for help. John: why mom? Jade: she's the smartest person in town, and more to the point, she's here. John: and probably hungover. Jade: That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Here's a list of what careers I have for the ancestors in this AU
Suffer/signless: preacher
The disciple: part time animal care worker/preachers assistant
Redglare: lawyer
The Condesce: acting CEO of crockercorp
That still leaves 8 ancestors needing careers in this American suburb. Feel free to chime in with your ideas for their careers. Or alternates for the ones already listed.
Dualscar runs against the Mayor every election. he loses by over 80% each time due to being that unlikable, and because he would let the current CEO (The Condesce) run rampant, controlling everything.
Meowdy
While Mom puts up with Bro hitting on her husband, she will not tolerate others trying shit. One time the couple bumped into the Condesce at a party, and Mom threatened the Condesce with a bottle of 95% ABV spirits and a lighter.
Mom: I WILL FLAMBEAU YOU, FISH BITCH!
HIC: what the glub?
Feferi, Jade, and Nepeta are the founding members of the Cantonville Junior Nature Conservancy (CJNC), a high minded name for getting together to pick up trash out of ditches and Cantonville city park.
Nepeta::33 < i don't understand. why are you so deadset on helping meow get together with Karkitty? i meowan, i appreciate it, but why?
Meulin: BECAUSE YOU ARE MYOW SISTER, AND I KNOW YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME.... ALSO, YOU TWO ARE KINDA AN OTP FOR ME.
Nepeta::33 < meulin, i have never b33n more proud to call you my sister, ok let's do this!
(Meulin and Nepeta execute a series of comedic events that are in no way noticed or even related to Karkat)
Nepeta::33 < did it work?
Meulin:ALL THE PIECES ARE WHERE THEY N33D TO BE NOW. IN DUE TIME YOU WILL HAVE YOUR KARKITTY.
The Lalonde Family
Rose Mary Lalonde: wizard-based novelist of well renowned, collector of fine alchohol, practitioner of the magic arts. moved herself and her daughter to the small town of Cantonville to connect with distant family. Roxy Lalonde: The fun loving aspiring-ectobiologist, she is often the life of the party in most any situation, one of the best students of Cantonville Middle School, and a wonderful friend.
Vodka Mutini (Mutie): four eyed black kitten, beloved pet of the Lalonde household, can be found in one of two places, on Roxys bed, or on Roses writing desk, most often when Rose is trying to use said writing desk!
The cats of Cantonville: Pounce De Leon: the family Lusis of the Leijon house, can often be seen poking her head out from behind the curtains of living room, her white fur shining like a magnesium fire. Vodka Mutini, AKA Mutie: The four eyed kitty companion of Roxy Lalonde Jaspers: King of Cuddles in the Hussie household, usually can be found hiding away somewhere in Roses room.
Working on a Sitcomstuck mood playlist, feel free to reblog with song suggestions, and whether they are for the setting in general or specific characters.
Sitcomstuck AU: the beta kids and their guardians live in one big house, mom married dad, Grandpa is alive, as is Jaspers, as is Nanna who is married to Grandpa. The alpha kids and their guardians all live in their neighborhood. Trolls are humans Bro is Moms younger brother. Bro lives with the family in the garage rafters, by choice, has fat stacks from his smuppet website.
bit of a retconning to this: Dirk, Roxy, and Jake live in the same neighborhood as the Hussie family Jane and clan Crocker live in the wealthy fenced neighborhood alongside the Amporas and the Peixes
Trolls are trolls, not humans, but for all intents and purposes, Trolls and Humans are the same.