Site 33

[rott3nsoldi3r]

Bro where’d the flight commanders office go-?

[site-33]

The bugs got it.

[site-33]

How are you doctor? (Assuming doctor?)

Thank you for asking! I’m pretty good! Been recently doing some hardware upgrades to my office (and myself lol)!

The book that Harlow and the others brought me needs some pretty high technology that has cost a pretty penny to start deciphering- in fact- I haven’t seen a language so curious and oddly wondrous in it’s creation that is so hard to decipher!

[site-33]

Hiii :)

Hiiiiiii :)

[site-33]

Favorite scp?

My favorite? Honestly i’m a basic man- I like 682. He is REALLY evil and a HUGE dick- but I’ve seen him chat with some of the other scp’s and he really is a BEAUTIFUL creature-

[site-33]

Site 33 and Rott3nsoldi3r yaoi?

Dear god no. I don’t even want to imagine that. Callistar and me? Absolutely not. Never in a million years. I’d sooner get the other half of me digested by SCP-682 than touch that man in anyway other than a casual handshake- in fact, now that you have mentioned this concept to me- I think I’m taking my first break in 2 weeks JUST TO GO THROW UP!

No hate to you as an individual but I do wish to hit you with a newspaper and say “DOWN!”

[site-33]

So uh who are the new people we see on your blog? Seems like you know them

A lot of my co-workers seem to have accounts. This is for better- OR FOR WORSE! LIKE IN CALLISTAR’S CASE!

[site-33]

Hey so can you talk to Phantasm about my promotion? He doesn’t listen to me about it anymore.

PATTERSON!? YOU HAVE THIS TOO?

Also NO! I will NOT be asking the Site Director that! AND ALSO USE HIS PROPER TITLE ON HERE! IT’S BASIC FORMALITIES, DUDE!

[fixitpatterson]

He has another title?? Literally everyone on site just calls him that!

[site-33]

YOU CALL HIM SITE DIRECTOR “PHANTASM”!!! YOU INSIGNIFICANT PLEB!

[fixitpatterson]

Hey man you’re the one that said he was the site director, not me

[site-33]

You’re causing me mental pain. I’m done responding. Go away.

[fixitpatterson]

Are you feeling mental pain because YOU outed him as the site director?

[rott3nsoldi3r]

This is why you’re my favourite.

Is what I would say if i wasn’t not allow to say shit like that.

[site-33]

You’re both being written-up. Remember who hasn’t gotten tossed out a window by Duskborne yet.

[site-33]

Hey so can you talk to Phantasm about my promotion? He doesn’t listen to me about it anymore.

PATTERSON!? YOU HAVE THIS TOO?

Also NO! I will NOT be asking the Site Director that! AND ALSO USE HIS PROPER TITLE ON HERE! IT’S BASIC FORMALITIES, DUDE!

[fixitpatterson]

He has another title?? Literally everyone on site just calls him that!

[site-33]

YOU CALL HIM SITE DIRECTOR “PHANTASM”!!! YOU INSIGNIFICANT PLEB!

[fixitpatterson]

Hey man you’re the one that said he was the site director, not me

[site-33]

You’re causing me mental pain. I’m done responding. Go away.

[site-33]

Hey so can you talk to Phantasm about my promotion? He doesn’t listen to me about it anymore.

PATTERSON!? YOU HAVE THIS TOO?

Also NO! I will NOT be asking the Site Director that! AND ALSO USE HIS PROPER TITLE ON HERE! IT’S BASIC FORMALITIES, DUDE!

[fixitpatterson]

He has another title?? Literally everyone on site just calls him that!

[site-33]

YOU CALL HIM SITE DIRECTOR “PHANTASM”!!! YOU INSIGNIFICANT PLEB!

[site-33]

Here’s the bullet points on Jack Williams.

1. He then somehow turned a whole abandoned mall into a secret CI base, LURED us there with a PURPOSEFULLY CRAPPY DRONE!

2. Same day, he made a dummy him that the MTF killed then flooded the room with gas and sent his “enforcer” after everyone- THEN HE DROPPED THE ELEVATOR THEY ESCAPED ON

3. ALSO SAME DAY, that elevator lead to an abandoned lab(?) where an undocumented anomalous entity was (it killed all but 2 people)

4. He kidnapped our Site Director and tortured him for a week-

5. He shot at us with a gun labeled ‘dog’ that was a brain in a jar attached to a gun… (probably some reference or smthing)

6. Liquidated someone’s spine.

7. Shot Jason like 5 times.

8. Essentially made us do a boss fight with him

9. TRIED TO REASON WITH US AFTERWARDS

10. Proved the Grim Reaper is VERY real after he died

And lastly WE DON’T KNOW HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD…

[rott3nsoldi3r]

I also got beheaded 👍

[site-33]

That too-

[site-33]

Hey so can you talk to Phantasm about my promotion? He doesn’t listen to me about it anymore.

PATTERSON!? YOU HAVE THIS TOO?

Also NO! I will NOT be asking the Site Director that! AND ALSO USE HIS PROPER TITLE ON HERE! IT’S BASIC FORMALITIES, DUDE!

[site-33]

Here’s the bullet points on Jack Williams.

1. He then somehow turned a whole abandoned mall into a secret CI base, LURED us there with a PURPOSEFULLY CRAPPY DRONE!

2. Same day, he made a dummy him that the MTF killed then flooded the room with gas and sent his “enforcer” after everyone- THEN HE DROPPED THE ELEVATOR THEY ESCAPED ON

3. ALSO SAME DAY, that elevator lead to an abandoned lab(?) where an undocumented anomalous entity was (it killed all but 2 people)

4. He kidnapped our Site Director and tortured him for a week-

5. He shot at us with a gun labeled ‘dog’ that was a brain in a jar attached to a gun… (probably some reference or smthing)

6. Liquidated someone’s spine.

7. Shot Jason like 5 times.

8. Essentially made us do a boss fight with him

9. TRIED TO REASON WITH US AFTERWARDS

10. Proved the Grim Reaper is VERY real after he died

And lastly WE DON’T KNOW HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD…

[site-33]

Okay! So! Jack Williams- where do I begin?

Essentially our site got into a major breach incident where members of the CI showed up, showed proper ID and then transferred some SCP’s OFF SITE! Now they actively made a mistake and claimed to be from Site-05…

Site-05 isn’t real. But no one checked that soooooo-

Anywho, they take the anomalies and once outside and alone… the guy reveals himself to be “Jack Williams” and then shoots the one security guard out there in the knee cap before running off-

We get them back and Jack makes a big shout about it by BLOWING UP HARLOW

This leads into the machine- as this mission is where we found it…

[site-33]

Whats going on with the beef between you and the rott3nsoldi3r account?

That’s Callistar. A member of our MTF- And that’s all I can say about him due to the heavy amount of NDA’s we all had to sign to even see him! (He got dog feet… so ya’know-)

[rott3nsoldi3r]

Open the door you half built twink.

[site-33]

This is why I know how to build fake walls and Scooby Doo traps.

[site-33]

Who’s your site director? And what was the “Jack Williams” incident?

Our Site Director is “Phantasm”. You probably won’t find him on the numerous leaked documents simply because of how hard he tries to remain anonymous… honestly? It’s really impressive how little we know about him! And it probably helps our Overseer is most DEFINITELY related to him somehow.

I’ll talk about the Jack Williams thing in a separate post.

[site-33]

Whats going on with the beef between you and the rott3nsoldi3r account?

That’s Callistar. A member of our MTF- And that’s all I can say about him due to the heavy amount of NDA’s we all had to sign to even see him! (He got dog feet… so ya’know-)

[site-33]

Favorite and least favorite coworker from any department?

Oooo! This is a fun one

It’s a hard choice on favorites! But you can’t really go wrong with saying our Site Director “Phantasm”

He’s essentially just a dad to the whole site! Overall the best Site Director compared to what my circle tells me about the others- he’s strong and horrifying when he needs to be BUT is also so incredibly kind and caring for us all- he treats us like non-cogs in the machine lmao

Besides that- he has pulled away recently but after that whole thing with one “Jack Williams”? I don’t blame him!

On the other hand? Callistar has been in my replies and dm’s so I’m gonna be wise here and lie

My least favorite has to be this one blue haired girl who is genuinely just insane- i forget her name buuuuttt who cares?

Yeah she’s really odd though. Once she turned a crap ton of our D-Class into cyborgs and super soldiers- this research was NOT permitted and the fact she hasn’t been fired or executed yet is beyond me.