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Jennifer. Washington.

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[andrewbelami]

[lesbianshepard]

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

[dutchster]

neither do a lot of women

[glitteringddaisies]

[nergalism-archive-deactivated20]

[sithc4ts-blog]

this is so FUCKING disrespectful if somebody ever pulled this shit with me I'd beat their ass so bad they could meet their god lmao

[beyonceperformances]

[pleatedjeans]

[vulpricks]

The last one

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

[classypotatoe]

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

you’re right haha this isn’t a pun or anything!

[sithc4ts-blog]

oh fuck you you didn't get the math joke

[colombitch-deactivated20160222]

im peeing myslef

[mothsplaining]

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

[alkaria]

This is the kind of quality content i want on my blog

[seokxiu]

[estegrimshaw-deactivated2014031]

BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP

[-hewastheirfriend]

NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP

[texasenchantment]

this show made me so fucking uncomfortable 

[momobutt]

[weloveshortvideos]

[juuliaroberts]

[sithc4ts-blog]

omgg

[rachreilly-deactivated20140905]

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

[bloomflowersbloom]

[squided]

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

[so-you-better-run]

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages

[intelligentmess-blog]

To date the best thing Natalie Portman has ever done.

[sithc4ts-blog]

I love her