Middle Earth

A long time ago, in a wasteland far far away.... I'm Shrimpski, and a Sith Lord. Star Wars. 50% Star Wars Memes 50% Africa by Toto. The Lord of the Rings. Fallout 4. The Phantom of the Opera. PlayStation 4. Pokémon Master. WDW Cast Member.

[sithlordshrimpski]

Hello friends. Still looking for some people to play World of Warcraft with!!!

[starkked]

Avengers Endgame (2019)

[mariodaymiller]

[lxdymaria]

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[futurist]

Happy Birthday, Anthony Edward Stark 🎉🎊 (May 29th, 1970)

[thelostsmiles]

Smaug The Golden

[pancakeke]

[fuckyahumor]

u got me

[erebussociety]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

jim/pam + leaving voicemails for each other at exactly the same time

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[systlin]

I suddenly need to research all of this.

[frodo-sam]

Frodo’s fate is no longer in our hands.

[klaushargreeveses]

The Nine have left Minas Morgul. They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer’s Eve, disguised as riders in black

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[aioig]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) Dir. Peter Jackson

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald