tips for munchkinlander gossip hounds!
"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" 🚫👎❌️
losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glinda’s natural inclination towards yapping
"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" ❕️✅️👍
immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .



















