Sith Lord

Twitter: @sithshelbyy Instagram: @sithshelby

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[charitydingle]

THE CAT IN THE HAT 2003, dir. Bo Welch

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when simone de beauvoir said “i’m reliving it, neutralizing it, and transforming it into an inoffensive past that i can keep in my heart without either disowning it or suffering from it. that’s not easy. it’s at once painful and poetic.”

[edatheowlmilf]

"You can't change nature." "Change is nature." is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

[bright-moksha]

[labyr1nthian]

[automatically]

walking a drunk friend like

[peppergoat]

me looking at my check

looking at how much tax was taken out

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Great advice right here.

[imp]

sir i regret to inform you that i am almost exclusively controlled by the moon and can only do that which she permits.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Oh y'all wanted a twist

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[fieldbears]

People blocking my path bc they are slow-moving, e.g. elderly people and others with mobility issues: Take your time, no problem, please do apologize, I am in no rush 👍🏻❤️

People blocking my path because they are not paying one bit of attention: I feel murder in my heart. I feel seething, bone-crushing rage. You had to stand and stop in a fucking doorway? What are you doing on your phone? Are you tapping your last will and te

[cwote]

Don’t forget that you are human. It’s okay to have a meltdown, just don’t unpack and live there. Cry it out and then refocus on where you’re headed.

[senseitive]

Don’t disconnect with yourself in order to connect with someone

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here