The Southern Isles Horse

RP blog for Sitron, aka Prince Hans's horse. M!As: None/Accepting

[sitronthehorse-blog]

NO I MEAN HOT AS IN I WANT TO TAP YOUR BOOTY

"…Oh.”

"Well, I”m afraid that my ‘booty’ is not in need of any tapping at the moment, so I must decline your offer. But thank you for your interest, I suppose…"

[sitronlicious]

"Well shit, clone, let me get a hold of that sweet booty you just dropped."

[sitronthehorse-blog]

"I' would be glad to give you a 'booty' to hold on to, but...I don't have any clue as to what that is, nor do I remember dropping anything of that sort..."

"I'm very sorry if this happens to inconvenience you."

[probablyfakeblonde]

Yo, Prince Hottie…. Imma steal yo horse

[aresnergalart]

Frozen-Hans by AresNergal

[sitronthehorse-blog]

(Sven) "Sorry! You dropped this!"

Sitron turned to see the reindeer with one of the tassels from his saddle blankets. Apparently, it had fallen off and no one else had bothered to tell him. A bit alarmed to see the mangy (and slightly smelly) animal in front of him, Sitron hesitated for a moment before pushing that aside to gratefully thank the reindeer. 

"Thank you very much! I didn't even know it fell off."

He took the tassel back and looked at the reindeer for a few seconds before remembering his formalities. 

"Oh, excuse me I'd almost forgot my manners. My name is Sitron. What's yours?

[sitronthehorse-blog]

How's Prince Hans? Are the two of you doing okay?

Sitron looked down, saddened a bit by the stranger's question.

Ever since their return from Arendelle, Sitron had gotten lonely and Hans become colder and more distant. What had happened in the foreign kingdom had apparently upset his older brothers, and they began to bully him even more than before he had left. Now he mostly remained in the castle, sitting in his room quietly.

Sitron understood why. Hans's brothers were mean and always gave him dirty looks, and the servants said awful things when he wasn't around. It's no wonder he always wanted to be inside and alone. Nobody realized that he was just trying to protect everyone from that Ice Queen that tried to hurt a lot of people--even her own sister. 

But at the same time, Sitron missed going for walks  with Hans and having fun like they used to. He knew it was best if his master had time to rest and make himself feel better, but he couldn't help but feel that Hans was beginning to forget about him. 

[frommemetoyou]

ICE BREAKER MEMES

Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!

"Good morning, sorry I’m late!"

"I’m not late am I?"

"I don’t think we’ve met before…"

"You look familiar, have we met?"

"Do I know you?"

"Sorry! You dropped this!"

"Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!"

"Watch where you’re going!"

"Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?"

"I should have said something earlier, I’m-"

"I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi."

"You must be new…"

"Do you need a hand?"

"Have you just moved in?"

"If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping."

"I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi."

"I wouldn’t buy that if I were you."

"Do you need some help?"

"Is this yours?"

"Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?"

"Hey, have you got change for a note?"

"Want some gum?"

"Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free."

"Careful!"

"Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!"

"Thanks for holding the door open for me!"

"Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?"

[sitronthehorse-blog]

NO I MEAN HOT AS IN I WANT TO TAP YOUR BOOTY

"...Oh."

"Well, I''m afraid that my 'booty' is not in need of any tapping at the moment, so I must decline your offer. But thank you for your interest, I suppose..."

[sitronthehorse-blog]

HEY HUMAN YOU'RE KIND OF HOT

"Actually, sir...or madam, I'm not feverish in the slightest." 

"In fact, I'm feeling at my very best today!"

[sitronthehorse-blog]

(Of course you'd be my 69'th follower)

((it's marely a coincidence, my friend))

[sitronthehorse-blog]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Sitron sat down while thinking of a decent answer to the square shiny thing's question.

He liked a lot of objects. Carrots, saddle blankets, apples, and especially that soft brush that the stable boys use that doesn't get tangled in his mane. 

Though he was pretty certain that carrots were his absolute favorite.