[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

I take her home and this is the first thing she asks for when she gets in. No we don’t have a bar . This is a respectable house. I can’t believe popplio is an alcoholic

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

She keeps asking literally everyone she meets. Baby no we’re not going clubbing with you

[sixcubit]

This is my original Steven Universe OC, Chaos Emerald, and she

[hinekureru]

リーフィア

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

bees

[reimenaashelyee]

Familiar Series | Owls Shop: Straunge Wunder

[besobendito]

we’ve made Alot of mistakes as people kirby is not one of them

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of things in this world that are cursed but the fact that the tvtropes page for tsundere quotes an ancient latin poem by catullus may be one of the most cursed things i’ve seen

[shipburner]

you come onto this website and tell me to my face that Catullus was not a tsundere

[chefpyro]

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[thebootydiaries]

sir,

[thebootydiaries]

you may be wondering, but why did you block out his url? you always get discourse, but this is the first time you’ve blocked out a url, why? well son let me explain. firstly, im not your real dad. secondly, this guy has a literal urine kink. his blog is actual peeing porn. urine. a real live grown man person. i am cryign as i type this

[funnyforchad]

[wom-anarchist]

Proud leftist!

[gamgee]

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)

fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)

regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)

rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)

mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)

anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

[draeneis]

7. you

[gamgee]

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

[yueko]

Value study of a cat I did in class last week! 

[90377]

Blue Lagoon, Vanuatu by Jan Kokes

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

concept of a thieves guild: cool

reality of a thieves guild: tumblr shoplifting fandom 

[cockhunt]

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[corporation-cats]