Who's your new girlfriend?
7 months as of the 13th, so she isnt very new anymore haha. I'd answer, but you're anon.

@theartofmadeline

bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

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Product Placement
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Who's your new girlfriend?
7 months as of the 13th, so she isnt very new anymore haha. I'd answer, but you're anon.
The new bike <3
Specialized Tarmac Expert SL3
They need to go. RIP sterotypes
Source
Sorry for not thinking obese, unhealthy bodies are not attractive..
Because men are biologically, physically stronger.
Are you stupid or just that ignorant?
You reblog the most quality porn, and this is coming from a guy who is very gay haha. Do you think it's odd that I'm still turned on by it?
Not at all. There is nothing wrong with what you've said, nor should it be deemed weird or labelled with negative connotation.
The original nine. js
Cats Eye Nebula
js
A very good perspective of the Saturn V.
joshishollywood:
sparklewench:
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
well
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible person or what
If I could live one day the way you live your entire life
Proof of magazine after publishing: none.
If true, re-title this “How to get fired 101.” What an idiot.
Have you ever seen a UFO?
No. If you mean UFO in the sense that it is an alien craft, there is no such thing. Not because I don’t believe in aliens–I do–but because of the simple fact that any culture that can traverse the distances between stars would have absolutely nothing to learn from us. It would be thousands of times more extreme than building a jet liner, by hand, and from scratch, so you could fly to Mongolia to ask an anthill a question. They would be able to bridge the interstellar gulf, and we’re still freaking out over gay marriage.
Americans: we’re gonna use Fahrenheit where 0 degrees is really cold and 100 degrees is really hot so 40-60 degrees is okay weather. It’s just like we’re counting up from 0 to 100 and the closer we get to 100 the warmer/hotter the weather.
Rest of the world: wtf??? Americans are so dumb that makes no sense??? 0 degrees is okay weather and 100 degrees means you’re dead!! Dumb Americans with their counting up from 0 method how ignorant and stupid they all are lets constantly post about it
For those who don’t already know (like I suspect OP here doesn’t), in Celsius, 0 is water freezing point and 100 is water boiling point.
I use degrees Kelvin more than both F and C now. lel
Rekt
Pizza Planet Truck
that Pizza Delivery Guy really gets around