google form crew (g.f.c.)

a very dope crew of writers. please transform into an almond at your earliest convenience. (see pinned post for more details.)

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greetings from the g.f.c.

GREETINGS, ALMONDS! (if you’re not an almond go read almoons, our wattpad novel of very high quality. you will then instantly and painlessly transform into the ellipsoidal kernel of the almond tree, native to asia and northern africa.) IT IS US. THE G.F.C. 

now, g.f.c. stands for a plethora of things. some of our favorites include gay flamingo cult, giant fucking chicken, and grandmotherly ferret clowns. but originally, we were the google form crew - hence our google form mascot, known commonly as the dood. 

the google form crew is a group of 8 teenagers around the world who came together in may 2020 to write a novel together (the aforementioned almoons). we’re really chaotic. in the best way possible. you can find us on wattpad, along with a variety of other places. we hope you enjoy our work.

if you want to ask us or submit anything, please do so! you can also ask our characters questions; just specify which you’re talking to.

this is us:

cressio (@cresswallwalker)

disco (@jam-is-my-food)

goldy

gorgo

katester (@traispingthroughspaceandortime) 

megs (@readwriteanddraw)

charles (@charl-oo)

volt (@hellshores) 

almoons, the sources series book one, was completed on june 23rd, 2021. go read it! it’s fantastic! then go check out its sequel, conclave...

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what's up gang

it's hex and i have never used tumblr before because I'm not a loser

no one cares about almoons but you should bc its cool

maybe reading it will cancel out the uncoolness you get from being on tumblr

or read conclave it's unfinished but eh think of it like that really good fanfiction that hasn't been updated since 2016

or consume any ninja turtle related media bc that's my current obsession and its very cool

goodbye I hope this is how you use tumblr

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CONCLAVE IS UP GO READ IT

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GO TO OUR WATTPAD AND LETS DO A COUNTDOWN THREE TWO ONE HAPPY NEW BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ALMOONS IS COMING BACK. JANUARY 1ST. GET READY.

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Hi my name is Cynthia Dest’ruction Death Trauma Leeyung and I have long charcoal black hair (it’s actually a wig) with gray streaks and baby blue tips that reaches my mid-back and silvery gray eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Leon Leeyung (AN: if u don't know who my dad is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ryatt Chess but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a racist but I’m still sexy and attractive. I have vampire pale skin. I'm also human, and I’m part of a fun system called genocide in Selino where I'm very high achieving for my age (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black fan-hat with twirling black hair around it and a black leather miniskirt, a silver cloak and black combat boots. I was wearing blueberry lip gloss, fake black eyebrows, black false lashes and dark gray eyeshadow. I was walking around New Earth. It was storming and raining acid so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hibri stared at me. I shot them with my gun.

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Hi my name is Willa Les’bian Lavalamp Horny Fen and I have long dark brown hair (it hides my fish gills) with side bangs that reaches my mid-back and striking purple eyes like violet death and a lot of people tell me I look sexy (AN: if u don't agree get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Cybele Valloma but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a rana but my eyes are small and unfishy. I have light brown skin. I'm also a spy, and I work in a racist city called New Earth in Altiu where I’m in my first week (I’m sixteen). I’m a lesbian (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly green. I love Swamp Store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a green top with no sleeves and dark green leggings, brown socks and green water shoes. I was wearing no makeup, because I live in a swamp. I was walking through New Earth. It was storming and hailing so there was no sun, which I was very happy about (racists deserve bad weather). A lot of humans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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so will who’s canonically in love with cybele wants to be related to her because she’s a major fucking hottie and cynth wants the same thing but with ryatt? 🤩

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no bb i just needed something to fit the my immortal format and they were the first people i thought of

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why didn't will wear turtlenecks all the time

good fucking question

well the easy answer would be that she (i) didn't think of it. cuz, yk, she lived in a swamp. no one wears turtlenecks in a swamp. also she's not a turtleneck gay.

and yeah that's actually the answer. but i do have another piece of information unfortunately that seems somewhat relevant here

do you guys want to know a shameful shameful truth

[itsbricks-deactivated20250612]

always and forever

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okay

so

in chapter 5, lusan has will change from her normal swamp outfit into a human one. she presumably leaves all her stuff, including clothes and shoes, in the hotel room.

then in chapter 7, drunk at the gala, will kicks off her new high heels in the leeyung estate and presumably never gets them back, because then she goes outside.

then in chapter 14, it says, "it seemed [lusan] had completely left new earth after the gala. will wasn’t entirely sure whether he had intended to lock her out of their room, but he had; she’d been sleeping on a bench in the hotel hallway." meaning that she never got back into the room with her stuff, including shoes, in it.

meaning will is canonically barefoot for the entire almoons.

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BUT IT GETS WORSE

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i (ref, obviously) figured out the barefoot thing a long time ago, and we've referenced it jokingly in gfc chats ever since. but more recently, i figured out something far more troubling...

IN CHAPTER SEVEN, WILL IS QUOTED TO BE WEARING AN "unbearably frilly pink dress" AT THE PARTY

AS ESTABLISHED IN MY EARLIER POST, SHE HAS NOT HAD A CHANCE TO CHANGE CLOTHING SINCE THEN

WILLA FEN

CANONICALLY

SPENDS ALL OF ALMOONS

BAREFOOT

IN A FRILLY PINK DRESS

i'm so sorry

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why didn't will wear turtlenecks all the time

good fucking question

well the easy answer would be that she (i) didn't think of it. cuz, yk, she lived in a swamp. no one wears turtlenecks in a swamp. also she's not a turtleneck gay.

and yeah that's actually the answer. but i do have another piece of information unfortunately that seems somewhat relevant here

do you guys want to know a shameful shameful truth

[itsbricks-deactivated20250612]

always and forever

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okay

so

in chapter 5, lusan has will change from her normal swamp outfit into a human one. she presumably leaves all her stuff, including clothes and shoes, in the hotel room.

then in chapter 7, drunk at the gala, will kicks off her new high heels in the leeyung estate and presumably never gets them back, because then she goes outside.

then in chapter 14, it says, "it seemed [lusan] had completely left new earth after the gala. will wasn’t entirely sure whether he had intended to lock her out of their room, but he had; she’d been sleeping on a bench in the hotel hallway." meaning that she never got back into the room with her stuff, including shoes, in it.

meaning will is canonically barefoot for the entire almoons.

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BUT IT GETS WORSE

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why didn't will wear turtlenecks all the time

good fucking question

well the easy answer would be that she (i) didn't think of it. cuz, yk, she lived in a swamp. no one wears turtlenecks in a swamp. also she's not a turtleneck gay.

and yeah that's actually the answer. but i do have another piece of information unfortunately that seems somewhat relevant here

do you guys want to know a shameful shameful truth

[itsbricks-deactivated20250612]

always and forever

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okay

so

in chapter 5, lusan has will change from her normal swamp outfit into a human one. she presumably leaves all her stuff, including clothes and shoes, in the hotel room.

then in chapter 7, drunk at the gala, will kicks off her new high heels in the leeyung estate and presumably never gets them back, because then she goes outside.

then in chapter 14, it says, "it seemed [lusan] had completely left new earth after the gala. will wasn’t entirely sure whether he had intended to lock her out of their room, but he had; she’d been sleeping on a bench in the hotel hallway." meaning that she never got back into the room with her stuff, including shoes, in it.

meaning will is canonically barefoot for the entire almoons.

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Hi my name is Cynthia Dest’ruction Death Trauma Leeyung and I have long charcoal black hair (it’s actually a wig) with gray streaks and baby blue tips that reaches my mid-back and silvery gray eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Leon Leeyung (AN: if u don't know who my dad is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ryatt Chess but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a racist but I’m still sexy and attractive. I have vampire pale skin. I'm also human, and I’m part of a fun system called genocide in Selino where I'm very high achieving for my age (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black fan-hat with twirling black hair around it and a black leather miniskirt, a silver cloak and black combat boots. I was wearing blueberry lip gloss, fake black eyebrows, black false lashes and dark gray eyeshadow. I was walking around New Earth. It was storming and raining acid so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hibri stared at me. I shot them with my gun.

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Hi my name is Willa Les’bian Lavalamp Horny Fen and I have long dark brown hair (it hides my fish gills) with side bangs that reaches my mid-back and striking purple eyes like violet death and a lot of people tell me I look sexy (AN: if u don't agree get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Cybele Valloma but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a rana but my eyes are small and unfishy. I have light brown skin. I'm also a spy, and I work in a racist city called New Earth in Altiu where I’m in my first week (I’m sixteen). I’m a lesbian (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly green. I love Swamp Store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a green top with no sleeves and dark green leggings, brown socks and green water shoes. I was wearing no makeup, because I live in a swamp. I was walking through New Earth. It was storming and hailing so there was no sun, which I was very happy about (racists deserve bad weather). A lot of humans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Hi my name is Cynthia Dest’ruction Death Trauma Leeyung and I have long charcoal black hair (it’s actually a wig) with gray streaks and baby blue tips that reaches my mid-back and silvery gray eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Leon Leeyung (AN: if u don't know who my dad is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ryatt Chess but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a racist but I’m still sexy and attractive. I have vampire pale skin. I'm also human, and I’m part of a fun system called genocide in Selino where I'm very high achieving for my age (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black fan-hat with twirling black hair around it and a black leather miniskirt, a silver cloak and black combat boots. I was wearing blueberry lip gloss, fake black eyebrows, black false lashes and dark gray eyeshadow. I was walking around New Earth. It was storming and raining acid so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hibri stared at me. I shot them with my gun.

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why didn't will wear turtlenecks all the time

good fucking question

well the easy answer would be that she (i) didn't think of it. cuz, yk, she lived in a swamp. no one wears turtlenecks in a swamp. also she's not a turtleneck gay.

and yeah that's actually the answer. but i do have another piece of information unfortunately that seems somewhat relevant here

do you guys want to know a shameful shameful truth

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ayo anyone got any almoonsy asks for us

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ALMOONS, our fantastic novel and the first in THE SOURCES SERIES, is officially complete! go read it! read it! tell your friends! tell everyone you know! it's really fucking good! we did it!!!!!

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i think someone dies

oop

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three chapters left in almoons

what predictions do yall have for the ending? the second book?

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sometimes wattpad doesn't load and

very true bestie