Imagine someone saying this to you after you said that I would lose my shit the epic highs and lows guy would be dead on the spot
rip to your nana but high school football is different
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Imagine someone saying this to you after you said that I would lose my shit the epic highs and lows guy would be dead on the spot
rip to your nana but high school football is different
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anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!
Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling
thestallion: Ooo Lala
Tumblr is like a classroom, we have every type of person and then John Green is the really chill teacher everyone likes because he doesn’t mind if we curse a little and lets us listen to music during a test.
im gonna beat the shit out of 14 year old me for making this post
anyways child pageants should be illegal
popular opinion holds that all vegans are edgelords but have you ever met someone who eats meat when confronted with anything remotely vegetarian-adjacent? bc those are the real edgelords
I would NEVER eat something vegan. I have NEVER eaten a vegetable on its own in my ENTIRE LIFE. I came out of the WOMB holding TWO BARBECUE RIBS in EACH OF MY TINY LITTLE BABY FISTS. I will eat TWO HAMBURGERS for every ONE that you don’t eat. oh you cooked that? well it looks DISGUSTING. I’m not rude I’m just being HONEST. hey look at this MEAT that I’m gonna shove in your FACE, I hope it doesn’t OFFEND you. everyone’s invited over to my house for my COOKOUT and yes I will be making MEAT… if you’re going to bring a veggie burger you might as well just go HOME. none of that PUSSY FROU-FROU SHIT. I’m a MAN. HRRRRRGHGHGHHRRRUUU
okay but the jonas brothers get back together after six years and their first song is about how much they love their wives
Don’t do this to him…
please let drake look like a sensitive barista in peace
I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:
coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god
Ariana and Normani on tour together!
yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid
When Steve from Minecraft is about to top you
Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.