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“Actually, I’ve done it before! I think it’s really fun, and---” Wait a god-damn second. “Starscream, is this a threat?”
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@sixmillionyears
ever wanted to fly off a high cliff?
“Actually, I’ve done it before! I think it’s really fun, and---” Wait a god-damn second. “Starscream, is this a threat?”
MBMBAM sentence starters .
❝ you’re not my dad… like, later… LATER! ❞
❝ i was in my cage and broke out, and i’m doing just fine. ❞
❝ your eyes look like semicolons, so that must mean you’re tryna fuck. ❞
❝ sometimes, when god closes a door, he opens a bathroom mystery ❞
❝ what’d ya do, [name]? hey [name], what’d ya do? ❞
❝ i really do think i don’t have that many complex emotions. ❞
❝ i MIGHT die. i WILL get a boner. ❞
❝ does that mean that now, right now sitting here, i have a ghost inside me and so everyone is haunted? ❞
❝ but no - he was actually in a feminist punk band ❞
❝ what is your reason for calling aliens? ❞
❝ my ability to get off a horse is the only thing separating me from centaurs. ❞
❝ there’s been a terrible ham mistake! ❞
❝ because, apparently, i’m not allowed to talk about fifty shades of grey anymore. ❞
❝ how do you find a clown that hasn’t, at least, killed one kid? ❞
❝ oh yes, oats me, dog! ❞
❝ i brained him. i brained him real good. ❞
❝ oh, don’t eat those grapes yet. they need time to cool. ❞
❝ kiss your dad square on the lips. ❞
❝ what would i not do for $300,000? cause sit on a real human skull ain’t on that list. ❞
❝ i dropped a fidget spinner on my baby’s head. ❞
❝ idiot can’t even make his own pancake. ❞
❝ SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW! ❞
❝ ready to go chin deep? ❞
❝ are you haunted? are you fucking possessed? you used to be my [brother/friend/wife/etc]! ❞
❝ i have not. i have not made ceviche for you. ❞
❝ hey, i came to court in a karate gi. am i good? ❞
❝ that’s a fucked up venn diagram you just weaved, [name] ❞
❝ remember last night when you punched my butt? ❞
❝ my cat took a dump in here and i’m dying! ❞
❝ [name], there was so much goddamn dumb stuff in that sentence you just said it would take us a week to tear it apart. ❞
❝ throw some fucking beyonce on your iphone and just blast it. ❞
❝ what i’m saying to you is that he has discrete jeans for sex. ❞
❝ now take some of these xanies and get out there and go fucking hog wild! ❞
❝ i told some kids in the neighborhood about how i was gonna die. ❞
❝ i’m trying to stay posi. i’’m trying to march into positivity this month. ❞
❝ you can either a. give me a free colonoscopy or b. dig a homemade colonoscopy camera out of my butthole in two hours. ❞
❝ you know it’s a sin if you wouldn’t do it in front of jesus. ❞
❝ you’re not right, but you’re loved. ❞
❝ are you a beanbagologist? ❞
❝ there’s a fucking wizarding war going on? i’m going to go get my fucking ged. this is ridiculous! ❞
❝ oh, wow, so, you are like, wanting sex TIPS? ❞
❝ i’m glad god punished blockbuster for their hubris ❞
❝ hey, [name!] why doesn’t the penis get fat? ❞
❝ i’m a fucking adult and they have no legal authority over me. ❞
❝ you can get a groupon, but everybody has to share the same thong. ❞
❝ no way, birds fuck me up! ❞
❝ okay, uh, i’ll test that theory - you’re an insane person.. ❞
❝ how do i make the garbage man fall in love with me? ❞
hey ! it’s been a long time, and my activity’s still kinda stuffed with things from when i was gone and it’ll be hard to find old threads. if you had a thread with me that you want to continue please let me know! ]]
[throws starscream across the room]
[fucking dies]
press f
sixmillionyears:
localseeker replied to your post: bbbbbbb bitch
//KJSDGHVGFHJSD WHY
localseeker replied to your post: bbbbbbb bitch
WHY ARE U SO STUPID
NO U!! ]]
//S TOP
no u! ;P]]
localseeker replied to your post: bbbbbbb bitch
//KJSDGHVGFHJSD WHY
localseeker replied to your post: bbbbbbb bitch
WHY ARE U SO STUPID
NO U!! ]]
bbbbbbb bitch
!!! “No, you!”
Answer the following questions with the beginning letter of your muses name. No using google!! (Repost, do NOT reblog!)
Tagged by: @wreckadai @localseeker Tagging: nobody! anybody!
NAME: tailgate ANIMAL: turtle BOY’S NAME: thomas GIRL’S NAME: tanis COLOUR: taupe MOVIE: transformers SOMETHING YOU WEAR: tshirt DRINK: tea FOOD: tater tots SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: tile PLACE: trinidad REASON FOR BEING LATE: top gear ran long sorry
hey ! it’s been a long time, and my activity’s still kinda stuffed with things from when i was gone and it’ll be hard to find old threads. if you had a thread with me that you want to continue please let me know! ]]
wreckadai:
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] tailgate? i don’t know anyone named tailgate…i’m miko by the way
Little blue bot? The closest that she knew to match that description was Arcee, but her name wasn’t Tailgate, and no one named Swerve had ever been mentioned around the base.
Of all the bad luck! He was so sure he’d remembered Swerve’s comm code! Tailgate took a moment to stew in his frustration, shifting on his feet before he answered.
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] *ugh!!* i hate this stupid thing!! i can never get the order right!!
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] sorry to bother you, miko...
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] you wouldn’t happen to know swerve’s comm signature, would you? or just where he is, even? i really thought that we were getting along...
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] what if he gave me the wrong number on *purpose?!*
u ever just think about tfp tailgate and lose all of your shit ]]
wreckadai:
Her phone beeped, a notification that Miko had just received a text. She flipped it open and read the message.
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] yes? youre definitely texting but who are you
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] oh come on, swerve!! it’s me! tailgate!! the little blue bot - we met on that station... oh, what was it ?
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] it doesn’t matter! how many tailgates could you possibly have met!
[TXT: XXXXXXXXXXX] wait! don’t answer that! i don’t wanna know!
loud sweating ]]
WHAT. IS. NEXT?
i will do my best to be
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