[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[swarnpert]

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

[tee-gee-em-deactivated20241127]

a week with no things would fix me

[jerseyclown]

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

[celiajart]

Celia Jacobs, Kissing Cowgirls

[sarahduyer-blog]

I’ve been working on trying my hand at double walled functional object recently. This teapot was thrown with two walls and closed at the top to make a ledge for the lid. Then, I cut into the top layer of clay to create the illusion of a carved pot, but the teapot is still functional and holds water.

I made a lamp base too but it didn’t come out nearly as well, unfortunately.

Still workin’ on it.

[awlwren]

[id: two photos of a green teapot with tree trunks in many layers on one side, with holes cut between them and the green on top textured so it looks like a forest. From one view, looking closely, the green pot behind the trunks is barely visible.]/end id.

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

IM GONNA CRY

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

btw this frog is ok, theres a very small cricket under his face he’s trying to get and he’s failing and angry about it

[yesokayiknow]

favourites

[thyrell]

tumblr ads until 2018: look at this weird submarine look at this weird fish look at this weird airplane! do not approve this ad fhgjafdahjdkg1. insurance discounts for seniors 85+!

tumblr ads 2018-2022: buy disney buy aamazon buy hulu buy disneysplus buy netflix you should kill yourself now. buy amazon

tumblr ads 2022: shave your balls!!! buy a bong! pray with an app! shave your fucking balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thyrell]

tumblr ads now: have you heard of a little social media website called tumblr

[depsidase]

[lgbtunis-moved]

dream socratic seminar: 'what is masculinity?'

aristotle, sir elton john, the human pet guy, chris fleming, john f. kennedy, tumblr user warriormale, dwayne "the rock" johnson, pharaoh Hatshepsut

[relelvance]

[eternal-fractal]

Shifting like I'm shifting and fhardding

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[detectivehole]

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

[detectivehole]

i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

[detectivehole]

every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

The most useful thing you can do for the cause of human rights is to have protracted hyperagressivel internet arguments over the exact language used to describe things you both already agree on.

[sojaaoyaar]

i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

[fatalisienne]

this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.

[gengarfluid]

consider yourselves microwave safe