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Im sorry but after next week i won't be very active on here due to my comp being taken away since the school year is over, so don't really expect alot of posts from me. I might post once a week or day depending on what happens. Most of my post during this time will be reblogs. Goodnight!

iguanamouth

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

iguanamouth

#...#exscusea the fuck now?#they #HWHAT?!#i beg your ducking pardon #the fuck did you just say #teeth #on #tha #fuckin #TOUNGUE?!?!#wtf man?!

mackonfire

IM CRYING??

Fluttershy’s my goat

#she is a pegasus you ungratful cunt #put some respect on her name

500 posts!

oh shit people like my words

noice

#500 posts #tumblr milestone

preserving-tiktok

#she is fluent in lebanese

oneclickangel

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

disclaimeriamaloser

new username guys!!

i used to be @stuck-in-a-forest

@brutus-n-clowns @atlasbutnotleast @delusional-joe @turtlereefsoul13 @purple-dinosaur17 @cameraroon @indecisiveness-incarnate @gh0stwithaheart @caleb-is-intro @ender-afton @kuraikocho @chaos-triangle @t0asty1 @frostfox2222 @sharks-are-better-than-people @c0nstantlyscreaming @demonicallyslaying @forestgromlin @renrockzzzz @sunny-toasted @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @lichenbu @rainystarssx @abby-or-smth @confusedfroggirl @pipers-life-is-a-bit @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @not-a-gay-fangodess @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @pirulated @5unm0th @09layne @sizzlinggladiatoryouth @deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd @green-the-corvus @s0l1v4g4nt @shadowcreature2 @half-fey-freak-of-nature @ttheshad0wking @zithergiltscorner @retic-pithon @thelovelyvie @daggerhobbit @failingatlifespectacularly @i-am-a-duck-collector @frankiefridayyy @silly-fox-and-its-stuffies @stargazin-on-mars

sizzlinggladiatoryouth

OH HELLO FRIEND! HAVE A GREAT DAY!

tizeline

And your frienemies closer - Part 3

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HHH final part of this comic. I usually tend to be quicker with making them, but with ArtFight last month things took longer than usual BUT WHATEVER

About Carol, considering how well April deals with weird and unusual stuff, I imagine Carol is gonna be pretty tolerant about that sorta stuff as well. "My daughter bringing home a random girl I've never heard about and asking if she can move in with us? Yeah sure why not!" Mind you, Carol can kinda tell that April and Casey aren't exactly besties, but she figures that if April would go out of her way to try to help someone she doesn't really get along with then she probably has good reasons for it. Also Casey maybe possibly having grown up in a cult really worries Carol so yeah, she's just going along with this entire thing without asking too many questions lmao.

#i know barely anything execpt that they are now lebens #i have decided

metalmachination

it was requested that i draw moon 'loafing' like a cat. i couldn't get him to cooperate, but he did do this.

#look at this thing #this fugly lil man #this robo hoe #wire bitch #you made of metal #mechanial bitch #moondrop #wit yo fuckass eyes #i am affectionatly hating

mossmakesstuff

reblog to give any and all pain, no matter how minor, whether it be your brain being mean or having a fucking heart attack, to a bigot

barfingblood

I’m giving the bigots my period cramps pre-birth control which, involved a day of stomach pain so bad that I was literally doubled over in pain, vomiting at least three times within a 12-hour span, and planning my death-

(The last part is mostly a joke, I did want to die tho, just not in that way)

bricksandbirds

I'm so sorry periods are no fucking joke

sizzlinggladiatoryouth

they can have my period pain too, mak'em suffer

(also hope you feel better tea) (and bird)

eve, hey, yo eve, i hate you so much rn. you sold us over a fucking apple, fuck you, my stuomch hurts

preserving-tiktok

#i ador her #i've only known her for two secs but if anything happens to her #im killing myself

transfaguette

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

#the solution to this is arson

38. Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Nope! I don't have irl friends lol plus id cry