Bricksandbirds

They/it My resume includes being mothman I do drawing requests Ao3 is Therewasanamehere I'm like 42% a MSI and mouthwashing fanblog, 42% a shitposter 8% political and 100% a weird faggot

[bricksandbirds]

New Intro

Banner by @bomb-this-blog

Also here's an ask game:

🎧: Give me a song and I rate it honestly

🎉: I tell you what/who you remind me of

💚: I answer any question you have

🗯: I tell you a headcannon I have

🦇: I infodump

💬: I make a moodboard for you

💕: Give me your writing and I give you notes and rate it

🎤: I assign you a song

🧪: I draw you or something of your choice

I'm Raven. My ao3 is Therewasanamehere

Writing blog is @thereisanameherewriting

I make music

VIOLET my first EP and piece of published music out by early 2027

I will do writing requests. No porn-y shit. I don't do that here.

I write for:

PHM!!!

BloodyMary (My current obsession!)

Mouthwashing (NO JimAnya under any fucking circumstances. I am NOT comfortable with that)

Uh..

(what else???)

Half my writing is weird surreal shit. If you like that, I love you

Currently obsessed with: BloodyMary, Sloppy Jane

My BloodyMary playlists:

SimonSays' (stream) playlist

To be a collaborator:

Grace:

BloodyMary:

I ranked all of Frankenstein Girls

Post by @bricksandbirds

💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 2 · FGWSSS · I'M LISTENING TO THE FULL ALBUM I will rate it as I go Backmask: B Concept: A+ Music: B Vocals: C+ Bitches

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[q-isthebestletter]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the floor as a young man

I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach

I'm aroace which means I'm attracted to you as well and I don't know where to begin to get back into my head

[acexualien]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the post office today so I can make it up to you in the morning

[thismeddlingkid]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the narrative

[Id: Tweet from @/jayreid2001 that says, "Here's a fun game: Type 'I'm (sexuality) which means I'm attracted to' and let predictive text fill out the rest." End ID. ]

[william-shakesfeare]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to anyone seeing my favorite fictional characters

[cosmic-entity-official]

I’m aroace witch means I’m attracted to the devil

w h a t

@subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[weedleysnumberonefan]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

YO

Open tags

@anonmous-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical + open tags

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

im asexual which means im attracted to …

auto correct, i dont think i can put that there

it’s nothing illegal, it’s just weird as fuck

[divorce-offical]

I’m lesbian which means I’m attracted to women

I mean well that’s the actual definition. basic ass autocorrect 😔

I’m myrsexual which means I’m attracted to elves

that’s better. not correct but better

@len-the-antagonist @the-lord-of-rats-offical @narinder-offical (be prepared for hetslop 😔) @unstable-bird @eefburped @life-wife-stealer-gen @lia-thetulip @a-literal-tornado @outofcharacter-offical @knivesinmypocket @samthelocalshadow + open tags

[narinder-offical]

I’m aromantic (maybe?) which means I’m attracted to the fact that I have a crush on you.

What. The fuck.

I’m allosexual which means I’m attracted to the idea of a new world where the world is the first thing I thought of.

So . Nonsense.

I’m aroallo which means I’m attracted to you by your name is this was a good idea.

More nonsense. Great.

Open tags plus @unstable-bird @do-not-u-dare @len-the-antagonist

[do-not-u-dare]

Im aroaceflux which means im attracted to a berry

i said aroaceflux not berrisexual, autofill /silly

I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to you and you are not allowed to be in my school

???? 😭

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to

Literally, no

I’m aroace which means I’m attracted to the same people that are in the house with you so I’m just not gonna do it

It did keep going I can’t put I though it’s too crazy

(It’s under the cut bro this is weird)

I lied

:D

[banana-milk-offical]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to my office 🏬

(plot twist: i dont have an office)

I'm omniromantic which means I'm attracted to the floor like some grotesque sunburst in the next episode tadc

👍

tags: @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @fay-offical @dying-pen-offical @writer-offical @yowuw

and anyone else whp wants to join

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Im bi which means you will be teleported back to your incineration device.

Im so sorry everyone.

[knightf1sh]

I’m aromantic, which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to talk about it anymore because I know you’re not gonna like me and I’m gonna have a bad day

I was expecting something funny, not this depressing shit

[barfingblood]

I’m asexual, which means that you are not a lesbian

…huh?!?

I’m panromantic, which means a lot of people will not have to pay for a ticket to see the movie at the cinema in London

Is my predictive text British?!?

@bricksandbirds

[bricksandbirds]

I'm aroace which means I have to tell you something about going home early

?????

I mean??? I like going home early...

Open tags

[bricksandbirds]

I'm doing it

I'm writing down ideas for videos to make. I also need to get my hands on a camera.

But I'm starting to make this happen

[bricksandbirds]

Maybe starting a YouTube channel

For music and other shit

Maybe

We'll see

EDIT: FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

Edit 2:

Am I funny enough to do this? Be honest. It won't hurt my feelings

Yes. YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES

No. Sorry

Sir this is a Wendy's

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

[barfingblood]

YOU’RE SO FUNNY

[bricksandbirds]

Awww thank you :)

[bricksandbirds]

Okay. 6 people telling me yes has convinced me

Lwk if anyone said no I might have cried

I'm a dirty fucking liar

[theworldsonlyconsultingtimenby]

ooh yes drop the channel plss

[bricksandbirds]

It will be bricksandbirds-offical

Because just bricksandbirds is taken

I'll make a video soon. When I have time

[4b5a20-deactivated20210913]

[barfingblood]

Can a British person PLEASE explain to me why the fuck I keep seeing a guy who looks like a doctor who villain all over my feed 😭😭😭🙏🙏 AND HOW HE’S RUNNING FOR SOME KIND OF OFFICE?!?!?

AND HIS NAME IS COUNT BINFACE?!?!

[bricksandbirds]

This is funnier than anything I've seen today

And it's real

[bricksandbirds]

Just read the new chapter of my favorite fic

It was so good I have to sit in silence now

(Rootbound by tak_cajaz

Please oh my god read it if you like BloodyMary. It's so good. I cannot express how much I love it

Btw: it's a flowershop au

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86496396?view_full_work=true (thanks @zanyanimegirl99 ))

[thecritter]

simon iron lung core

[bricksandbirds]

Relatable

(Wait. Hold on. Now you all think I'm mentally ill. I am. But still)

[oreoshakelol]

babes i knew when i first interacted with you there was something up with ur head /affectionate

[bricksandbirds]

Understandable have a nice day lol

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[thereisanameherewriting]

Chapter 20

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[katherinediangelo]

This was probably said before but I feel like stating it again, Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary really is the Most Character of All Time™️, like he's aroace he's in a platonic throuple with Rocky and Adrian. He's their pet. He's their son. He's everyone's uncle, he's a leaky space blob, he's beautiful, he's stupid, he's the smartest person ever, he's Eva Stratt's feeling machine, he's her Dead Wife, he's Carl's Dead Wife, he is in a romantic relantionship with Simon from Iron Lung, he isnt in any relantionship, he gets passed around between Rocky and Adrian and Simon like a blunt. He's scared he's brave, he's incredibly adaptable he's losing his mind. He is everything and I love him for It so much.

[noahkahanblog]

Oh cool a bidet can’t wait to feel intimidated by the one place that’s always felt like home

[mixingupsomecrackfantasies]

This is how I found out Noah Kahan was on tumblr btw

[bricksandbirds]

This is how I find out???

Sick

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[a-garibaldi-is-a-fish]

an addition from his insta:

[cyle]

perfect t-shirt

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

[idgabuck]

As someone with stretch marks in their biceps, thighs and stomach, this made me feel better so thank you op.

[bricksandbirds]

Dude. I have stretch marks on my thighs (and I fucking hate them bc they remind me I have a female body)

BUT

This made me smile. I feel better about my body bc of this, too. OP, you're doing great <3

[pillowspace]

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

[cremsie]

Please be critical of what videos you see now. Even cute animal ones. Does the animal move kind of weirdly? Is the fur a little too smooth looking? Do all of the non dog animals make actions eerily similar to how a dog would do a trick, because that's what AI has the most visual training on replicating? Its movements a bit too quick and perfectly timed? Watch out. They're infecting collections of animal videos everywhere.

It is legitimately sickening.

[hyenaswine]

you can just say "person with ovaries." "an AFAB" makes literally no sense here, in addition to being grammatically nonsensical. sorry but this bleet has been pissing me off all day but i feel like if i reply to it i'll get it trouble.

[hyenaswine]

a trans man who hasn't had any ovaries for 25 years isn't going to experience perimenopause in his mid-40s, so why include him based on a gender assigned to him as a baby? like... he was a baby.

[hyenaswine]

like why bother acting like you want to be trans-inclusive if you're too lazy to recognize that sometimes, trans bodies aren't going to be the same as they were at birth when they got handed their baby gender