SizzyCranberry

Queer and over 18

[pbeeanjay]

like being chained to a comet

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

March 2026 be like

[katvara]

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[existennialmemes]

It's hard to live in the US and not be extremely jealous of Caesar's conspirators. We can't even get our senators to impeach our wannabe king.

[vrioloki]

I made Caesar salad

[setonix-shibari]

Let the stabbing begin! I spent 4 hours cutting out 23 paper knives for this Szliveszter Makó-inspired photo. (I’ll post the NSFW version separately)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Happy Ides! We're all out of knives tho :( Pick something else to cause him grievous bodily harm with!

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I'm actually going to save his life instead (lame)

Voting ended onMar 16

Reblog to recruit more senators to help :)

[failureofchemistry]

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[victusinveritas]

[to-spirkly-go]

They killed Julius Caesar AGAIN today.

every march 15 in rome they restage the assassination at torre argentina. you know. the literal ruins of the curia of pompey. the exact place where it actually happened in 44 BCE.

and then they put his body on a litter and do a whole funeral procession through the city. with professional mourners and everything. they literally blocked traffic for this.

like imagine missing your bus because rome decided to re-kill julius caesar today.

note: i tried to show in the video how huge the crowd was because there were SO many people. also the last part of the video shows the roman forum, where caesar is actually buried. people still leave flowers there.

[queen-of-hearts92]

To celebrate this year I'm posting my favorite Ides of March vine

[engagedtobefree]

Reminder that THIS YEAR makes 2,069 years since Caesar died. I know everyone celebrated it last year but that math was wrong because there is no year 0, so you always subtract 1 when calculating AD to BC.

So if you accidentally celebrated 2,069 years last year, congrats, you get to celebrate it again!!!

[noah-wyles]

happy the ides of march day to you all

[cosmicpsychosis]

Ides if March Poll

Easy! Lets play pin the knife in the Caesar! 🔪

Head 🙍‍♂️ (Neck included!)

Tits (chest) 🤷

Back 🫃

Ass (Ass) 🍑

Peebus (🍆)

Thighs🍖

Knees and below 🦵

Voting ended onMar 16

[asterthespacedisaster]

Happy Ides of March folks! Feel free to grab a complimentary knife!

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Voting ended onMar 16

[eatin-bread-n-cryin]

Low budget assassination w bestie <3 @lookingout-thewindow