Hi

I’m Charlotte, I’m the all seeing eye of tumblr

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[mentallylivingin2000s]

All you do on this app is cry and complain

what else is tumblr for bitch god forbid a girl be annoying on the internet

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[stardustliam]

☀️☀️☀️

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[heterodox-heterographer]

@satanincarnate it u

[luneloving]

here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again

[podencos]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[kinks-and-perversion-deactivate]

This had me laughing so hard.

[saudadaism]

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

[lil-tumbles]

YES!!!! Straights pretending to be gay for the only good reason a straight can

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[3dfangs]

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

[virgoassbitch]

Men will hurt you then talk about how hurting you hurt them lol

[ceebust-]

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.

[winemummy]

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

[bigbadbabymama-deactivated20220]

so i was told i could die …

unless i go to chemotherapy.

please help.

gofundme.com/helpkichona

Click here to support Bye Lymphoma/Hurricane Help! organized by Kichona Lankford

hello all!  my name is Kichona. im a 23 year old mom, wife, daughter. sister & friend. at birth i was diagnosed with a fatty tumor in my r

[bigbadbabymama-deactivated20220]

please signal boost this. my time is running out.

[bigbadbabymama-deactivated20220]

please dont let this lose traction again, guys.

[favorite-aesthetic]

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

[yourunclejingo]

Wow.

[t2378-deactivated20200309]

the air must be so wonderfully clean, my my my I wanna live there once I find my soulmate we can move away and be in peace together.

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this: