mom said its my turn on the xbox

dave. he/him. i make shit

[dailyfrogs]

[protobahamut]

wow imagine being homestuck on main in 2018..

plus johns hammer now!

[peachbeech]

[skatesworder-blog]

maybe i never wanted to be a knight of time

maybe id rather just be like the dave of guy

[homestucky]

a tribute to the boy

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

You can always tell which sign belongs to the person making one of those “The signs as___”, because they’re always like-

[skatesworder-blog]

sweet bro and hella ai

so i made a predictive ai that writes sbahj comics….

do with this what you will. 

[yoyokind]

[decaf-wizard]

Finally a challenging puzzle

[oldthe-nothing-maker]

stride in

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

more of my all-time favorite Homestuck quotes.

[skatesworder-blog]

sweet bro and hella ai

so i made a predictive ai that writes sbahj comics....

do with this what you will. 

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

[tboystrider]

there is so much that is good about dave and one of those things is just the massive Trans Energy he gives off. Like maybe it’s his insecurity around his masculinity or his baby queerness or his conversations with karkat or his general Trans Aesthetic but like this boy is not cis and there’s no real like definitive “”evidence”” or whatever but we all just Know and I think that’s why he appeals so much. It’s not about some weird cookie cutter trans narrative he’s just trans because he is 

[egosweetheart]

Give me reasons we should be complete You should be with him, I can’t compete You looked at me like I was someone else, oh well Can’t you see? I don’t want to slow dance -Joji, Slow Dancing in the Dark

i was just in the mood for a sad karkat today ig

[redsatinsheets]

me: hi

straight girl who watches james charles: okay kitty girl i’m gonna spill this tea because sis snapped and snatched my wig so i’m shook

[turnt-tech]

the circle of life

anyone else remember that fucking meme post from like ten years ago about how bread tags were colored depending on the date they were baked? one of those things that someone downloaded off reddit then posted to ifunny then to tumblr and back again. like the overplayed meme cycle of goddamn life where everything eventually comes back to where it started but its a shell of what it used to be with a stack of ten watermarks on the bottom and a hefty helping of jpeg artifacts on it

anyway did anyone ever fact check that shit? i know back in like 2009 nobody gave a shit about “sources” and “facts” and “actual humor” except like fifteen choice people who i probably followed on twitter back when the bird logo looked majorly fucked and people still posted statuses like “dave strider is going to bed” as if anyone actually really gave a shit

but the weirdest part is that we really did give a shit like we just fucking liveblogged every time we breathed or took a shit or got a goddamn papercut and that was content. memes on facebook have come so far like now we get some 3 year old post screenshotted off tumblr and reposted to “moms over 40 who like cats and fucking the milkman slowly while listening to george michael” and they all add surprised reacts and tag other moms that get drunk before 11 am in the post like its the pinnacle of goddamn humor

thats the meme cycle of life baby. condensation precipitation AND evaporation.