Sometimes the downs outnumber the ups. @skeletalkids - Tumblr Blog

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#welp #I'm sad again #personal #i hate crying #all because of made up scenarios

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#personal #i'm just sad #my grandmother died last Friday and I'm still trying to process it #she's the only grandparent I had that actually cared to be in my life. even though she was across the ocean #and i dont even get to go because the process to get an emergency passport is dumb as anything

titsay

is it halloween yet?

maelwife

Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh

maelwife

mackmagaha-deactivated20200622

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

mybeautyworld-deactivated202302

staff

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

thedoctorisadhd

ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY

hikki2525

雨宿り魔女　Rain witch

seabeck

It’d be so easy for the fae to kidnap me

opdrie

sosuperawesome

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yuumei-art

I like s̷t̷a̷r̷s̷ Kepler–Poinsot polyhedra.

What’s your favorite regular star polyhedra, and why is it the small stellated dodecahedron?

yuumei-art

Happy Chinese New Year! The year of the tiger~

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#im alive #havent been on in forever

free-range-tiddies

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

video-store-clerk

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

gamebiadvance

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

thunderboltsortofapenny

The moment that man started speaking -

bundibird

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

sophiamcdougall

I feel it needs to be further clarified that his voice is like warm caramel if warm caramel was still delicious but also haunted. A warm blanket knit from the fleece of an unnamed beast that roams wild lands where humans were not meant to tread. An ancient tree in a beautiful forest where you don't want to linger after dark.