[oliviawebsite]

filed a report about the twisted and violent and dare i say, terroristic behaviore of Wile e Coyote with fbi. its about time someone did something about this fucking guy

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[rosswoodpark]

I'm going to kill you with a gun

[sighinastorm]

replies you can't say on other platforms/forums

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[dollsonmain]

[catchymemes]

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[aletheyass]

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

[carbonation-cryptid-deactivated]

He also makes SEX perfume

[veronicabunnies]

[brandneweyescd]

gollum voice: we hates your pussy!! we hates it!!

[cheddar-baby]

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sexytasha1]

I'm going to get more lashes today.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

[sexytasha1]

Delete this off my post.

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[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Hey OP I love where you took this but teeth aren’t bones.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah that’s why souls are stored in the bones and sin is stored in the teeth.

[popepauljohn]

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