Zarya is my wife

I'm Aleks | they/them | i'm very gay | except i'm actually pan  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[lum1natrix]

save him (x)

[btsandlis]

realities

[swanprincex]

lis: b4 the storm is all i care about rachel and chloe are SO CUTE N IMPORTANT!!!!

[theparadoxspace]

[calmingcrunch]

Tiny TV on Robbie’s wrist

[behemothesque]

[skeletonofskelefun]

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said "this exercise is about being straight" and i immediately said "i've never been good at that" and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

[trilllizard666]

Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying

Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-

My Computer, in a split second:

[trilllizard666]

Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying

Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-

My Computer, in a split second:

[vvvilecrocodile-deactivated2018]

so when some dude with a beard puts on flannel and chops a tree down, hes some kind of strong sensual alpha male. ok what about when a woman puts on flannel and like, i dont know, saws a plank of wood in half or something, and shes faintly sweaty and not wearing a bra, and her hands are calloused and like, i dont know, shes got a 1980s lesbian haircut and a big and tough but friendly dog named “buster” and a scar on her right shoulder and you’re in a pine forest also. wheres the candle for that. thats the kind of shit i like to think about when i’m in the bath. you’re missing out on a valuable market here, yankee candle

[glumshoe]

[sacred-portal]

[jesusbeans]

Or it’s a jewellery box…

[ceeberoni]

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

[brylup-blog]

It’s a fucking mirror

[ceeberoni]

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

confirmed

[exoqenises]

what the fuck happened here

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via krtc44)

[narputo]

[quickweaves]

holy shit 

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

PLEASE

[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

[14kgoldsoul]

Deadass bye

[countessboochieflagrante]

GUSSY

[songofachilles]

aaaa! i could’ve dropped my croissant

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[nightmare-grass]

I guess you’re against aliens as well? Because, if there is a race that thinks they’re more advanced, they will definitely call us Human Males and Human Females

[sunbutch]

this is the weirdest response so far, thanks