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Sarah • 23 • She/Her • Ace Welcome to shitpost central

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I hate mennnnnnn

[sexwitsockson]

he text back yet?

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[lishra]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[spacegeek3000-deactivated201506]

[chrisisntfunny]

[prozd]

me and my gang

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[sexhaver]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rslashrats]

the sims when everyone in your household falls asleep so the game automatically speeds up time

[coolglasseskyle]

Wish I could just reblog the video without the caption but whatever

[rslashrats]

yet, i have the power to delete this comment off of my post if i want to. tumblr is a small glimpse of what being a god might feel like, and i am soaking in as much of it as i can with my pupils

[mylovebythesea]

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

[unclefather]

[ghoulgoblin520]

[deep-sexts]