PLAY GHOST TRICK

I’m an adult and I sometimes reblog adult jokes. I try to avoid guilt trippy/reblog bait posts. Yes this blog is safe for LGBTQ+, yes I hate TERFS and nazis. Chain letter posts just bug me. Heya! Call me whatever you'd like. Most go with Witch. I like fandomstuck among other things I don't bite, so feel free to send me stuff! I'm not online much lately so don't let silence discourage you. |Posts| |Artblog| |My AUs| |Happy Tag|

[skeltalfan99]

More people need to post fandomstuck so I can scroll the tag without seeing my own art

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[party-cat-anthem]

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

[probablytart]

Ok... but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar...

This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone.

[littleguysdaily]

I think you should be running this show tbh

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[prettiestpear]

[faiint-glow]

the chapter 5 cafe if it was good

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

[totopopopo]

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

[nieyao]

[the-dragon-hearted]

It is amazing to me how many people in comics or shows discover a superhero's secret identity and then REVEAL it! Like???

If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!

a) bro can shoot lazer eyes

b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same

c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?

My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.

Like I am not getting involved with ANYYYYY of that. Uh uh, no way, I don't see shit. I am just trying to make it to the end of the day without being kidnapped, held hostage, tortured, or interrogated and the best way to do that is keep. My. Damn. Mouth. Shut.

[monarchisms]

it's hard for me to say why i find the way kazuya nuri draws him so appealing, so i made uh... this

[varxne]

[stormywinter42-deactivated20250]

What the fuck.

[shaxxmeer]

excuse me??

[stormywinter42-deactivated20250]

My doughnussy is being censored </3

[bloodstained-butterfly]

why did tumblr hide my mutuals doughnussy for 5 months

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

to be loved is to be changed………