SKETTY!

GODS STRONGEST EGIRL | SHE/HER

[larval-tear]

five. hundred. cigarettes.

[fallout-lou-begas]

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[votoms]

[adamndisgrace]

This is the opposite of he should be at the club, he should be on Tumblr

[kaban-bang]

LIKE A WHAT

[obsmiechujek]

Snake in A5 or any A!! Need pink sparkly Snake 💖

It's good for sneaking!

[sapphicdesignmajor]

FUCK TRAFFIC

fuck roads, the inept people who make them, the lack of decent infrastructure (the roads are SHIT) fuck the morons who are equally victims of this country's perfect systems of churning out morons, fuck the COUNTRY for giving those MORONS access to fucking CARs. Cars shouldn't even exist. NO MORE CARS. Only buses, trains, spaceships and PEOPLE.

MOTORCYCLE EXCEPTION

AND FUCK THE CHURCH.

[dolphinjuicebox]

Laios985

(originally from my tweet)

[sloppystyle]

[kerbedotjpeg]

why did ellen do that

[doggirlhen]

robot girl in need of some servicing so she walks into the repair bay and its a formula 1 racing style setup where 6 beautiful women rapidly disassemble her, remove all the broken pieces, reflash all her circuit boards, and put her back together in about 30 seconds and then shes shoved out the door

[crowbill]

Ah, but consider, a same scenario, but where instead of 6 beautiful women, it is one scrappy butch, who does it in the same time, with the same professionalism but suave and charm you've never seen before

[crowbill]

And if you indulge in this fantasy, consider:

[obsmiechujek]

Bubbline with some bubbles

[skettyjane]

THIS IS HAPPENING NOW NOW LIVE NOW!!

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[skettyjane]

think about microorganisms little wriggling lifeforms toiling in the muck and grime of the universe. think about google images. pictures? pixels. microorganisms of the fucking computer baby. i am so fucking smart dude. do you think? do you think im smart? i want you to tell it to me straight. no really! you can be honest, i promise. cross my nuts and hope to die. haha. do you think im funny? cmon man. Im just askin. Why’re you always bustin my balls man. Seriously. Leave me the fuck alone, ok? jesus christ. think about worms. the snakes of things that arent bugs.

[skettyjane]

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[skettyjane]

cum tax

[skettyjane]

they should put me in charge.

[skettyjane]

its me. im right behind you.