Grease Tar

Slingin' hometown mash and hash since 1985 icon by @hccupit

[yurimom]

[beanytuesday]

Superhuman Safety Squad #5

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[hug-monster]

Take my stupid meme

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[cetitan]

[cosmonautroger]

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[crustyclarinet]

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

[crustyclarinet]

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

[onion-souls]

[enki2]

[shocklabrynth]

this earth concept of being "hung over"... how strange.... on our planet we only drink nourishing elderberry elixirs... tell us more of this "rum and coke" you speak of, human...

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[securityerror]

This is the funniest possible creature i could conceive of. Please enjoy him.

[dogpuppy]

[grox]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries