Katie

Off traveling around the country with my boyfriend, on a grand adventure 💓

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[gertritude-art]

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

[jajanvm-imbi]

My favorite example

[deleted-accountblog-deactivated]

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a 

[dudethisissick]

Is this the kids bop version

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[xno-chill-memesx]

Someone's my brain does the dial up noise 😂

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[kurtbrussels]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ventrue]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

[hotboyproblems]

me: goodnight moon

moon: goodnight lil bitch

[dreamscapeby009soundsystem-deac]

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

[noahnomore]

[earhartsease]

Hey tumblr zoologists, does anyone know whether there's a plausible theory as to why, out of all the big cats, lions somewhere along the line decided "ooh wouldn't it be cool in evolutionary terms if our tails had pompoms on the end?"

What is it for please

[radioactiveartichoke]

The ol' razzle dazzle

[earhartsease]

The judges will accept that

[stay-the-knight]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you