SKIESSEA

Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue.

[boyd-stevens]

SCARLETT JOHANSSON as NATASHA ROMANOFF in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Joe Russo & Anthony Russo

[desertpups]

Just gonna pop this down here for anyone over the pond.

[flyingchancla]

If outside the US, use a vpn, the site uses GoDaddy security and blocks your IP if you are not from the US.

[desertpups]

yes, vpns are your friend

[ratsstick]

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If you want to help enforce the Texas Heartbeat Act anonymously, or have a tip on how you think the law has been violated, fill out the form

I copied and pasted the whole bee movie script and uploaded 3 tiktoks and 20 memes in one submission. Have fun!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thank god they're working on it shortly. fucking emergency here

[headspace-hotel]

From the notes: they’ve added a word limit and blocked submissions from outside the us. also, copypasted text is pretty easy to filter. Apart from that…

[stars-below]

Here's a thread on twitter about how to poison a dataset

[ralfmaximus]

tl;dr (or in case the link dies):

Entering trash is easily detected then filtered

Instead make the reports look plausible

Like, do not use “Ted Cruz” but instead make up plausible names

Sound as earnest as possible, and if you’re gonna do media? Upload lots of real-looking photographic evidence, like screencaps from Google Street View when documenting addresses. ctrl-ving the Bee Movie script is amusing but is easily detected. Blocks of bad pregnancy fanfic text would be better.

The goal is to make realistic but fake reports to clog their system.

[prismatic-bell]

Hey guys.

It sure would be a shame if they got a ton of reports for these ladies, wouldn’t it?

[prismatic-bell]

To be clear:

Yes, I am advocating using publicly-available information to make these women responsible for their actions. If enough false reports are filed about them, it will be an embarrassment to the state and may cause reform.

No, I am not advocating death threats or anything. Use their names and work addresses for REPORTS. Not harassment.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Well my week has been exciting so far.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Made it up to the lab today to find this. It’s probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy “algae”.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

June 13th Update.

According to a few colleagues it’s either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So that’s been helpful.

After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.

It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!

[lynati]

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

[kit6]

I need updates tell me about the algae

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

[howieduet]

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

[neat-deadandlive-things]

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

[alexaloraetheris]

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

[lucky-182]

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Friday, August 13th, 2021: Yesterday I visited the algae. Today I am going to bring a preserved sample home.

I’m going to be in the field for the next 2 or 3 weeks but soon after that I hope to once again try to ID it.

Any botanists/mycologists who want to help out? I’m afraid if it’s not algae my ID skills are very rusty.

Here it is, in all it’s glory, after 2 years in isolation.

[venting-my-head-deactivated2022]

Sampling on Friday the 13th just confirms that the horror movie plot is unstoppable now

[grymmdark]

honestly if the announcement of the graphic downfall of humanity comes in the form of a tumblr post all i can say is im not surprised

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Seems fair.

[castiel]

endless dean winchester - 34/∞

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[swedenis-h]

I can’t explain this one, fellas.

[avituses]

@ marvel give Mobius what he deserves or else it’s on sight

[bob-belcher]

[teenagerposts]

Me with my friends problems vs. Me with my own

[funnytwittertweets]

[connieisland]

Not only they waited for ZSJL to be released to make a statement about the whole investigation, they concluded that nothing “bad” happened during the reshoots, and all the people involved, the bad guys (Joss Whedon, Geoff Johns, Toby Emmerich, Jon Berg, Walter Hamada, Kevin Tsujihara) are free to do whatever they want again, cuz their actions didn’t have consequences for them.

I’m extremely mad mad at this, these powerful men in the lead won’t stop acting like racist, sexist pigs, and won’t be facing any kind of consequences for being that way, it also closes the door for more Snyder content, good luck having a MoS sequel, or giving Ray Fisher a so deserved solo movie, they even made sure to kick him out of The Flash.

On top of all that, Ray Fisher had to fight this fight alone, cuz don’t matter how “supportive” his castmates might have been in private, if they had just joined him publicly, it would probably have had a different outcome.

• I FUCKING STAND WITH RAY FISHER •

[moreofem]

On top of all that, Ray Fisher had to fight this fight alone, cuz don’t matter how “supportive” his castmates might have been in private, if they had just joined him publicly, it would probably have had a different outcome.

This. This right here.

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

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[stars-bean]

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn