It just occurred to me that flamingos and emperor penguins are literally elemental opposites.
Flamingos raise their young in the middle of a lake of boiling salt as a sort of species-wide "try it if you think you're hard enough" to every predator on the planet, and emperor penguins achieve the same effect by having as their breeding season Antarctica in winter.
If a flamingo and an emperor penguin ever met, the consequences would be unimaginable.
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