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The casting announcements that I'm waiting for:

- Galina my queen

- Irina, cause i'm guessing we'll get to see Ilya's dreams

- Anya

- Chiron

- Chompy

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my favorite line in the show is one that i haven’t seen being discussed much, apart from « this is gibberish » or « this is shane being autictic »

it’s « i have my own well, in case you’re thirsty »

excuse me???

so of course i went grocery shopping, and purchased your favorite coke in quantity, but i will also have you know that i have a well, you know, the thing used to get water underground, the system that goes deep underneath what we see and is invisible to the eye, the mechanism used to extract water, the liquid that we need to live, the liquid that fosters life itself. this precious liquid that comes from the deep ground of my favorite place on earth, you can have it, as much as you want, i will provide.

i have my own, private, well, here, at my house where you are. and if you are ever thirsty, at one point, during your two-week stay here, i will make sure you can hydrate yourself with this fresh, clean, canadian water because i have my own well, in case you’re thirsty, i will quench your thirst if you’ll let me. anything for you my love

this is so romantic i can’t

and there’s of course the sexual analogy

because what is a well if not a hole

and what is ilya if not thirsty

i rest my case 

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Hayden's biggest flaw isn't his discomfort with Ilya, nor his hockey skills, nor his dudebro manners no no no his fatal flaw is keeping his wife from hearing the tea about how Shane & Ilya felt the first spark because he's being a man baby, therefore making Shane too uncomfortable to tell the story properly

ffs be a good husband, grow up, and let your angel wife sip this tea damn it

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AU Heated Rivalry x Toy Story

Chompy, who attended Shane and Ilya's wedding in the Pike's living room, made it his mission to make those two out and proud.

On the day they visit with Anya for the first time, he clocked Ilya's horny ass and figured it was the moment to make his move. He ran away and got himself in the car.

Everything was calculated, and his plan WORKED.

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Can we appreciate Ilya being a regulated king when Hayden announced the outing.

He had a great excuse to lash out at Hayden (Hayden!), and let the frustration and anger accumulated all those years come out and direct them at someone. But he did not.

He recognized Hayden was a good friend. He gave him grace for his mistake. He stayed calm and was a rock for Shane to lean on. He even took responsability for not being more careful. Hell, he even laughed about it shortly after, giving Shane and himself the possibility to release their tension in a nice and healthy way!

I'm so so so so proud of you baby 🥹🥹🥹

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

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Can you imagine Shane, in his forties, being the father of a teenager, and having to deal with them running their mouth like their Russian Dad.

"You can blame yourself for the way I talk, you married my Dad. You married my bad influence! I was forced into this. This is basically child abuse on your part." *raises eyebrows*

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Two sides of the same coin

[greelin]

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

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so when Ilya says “this is good vodka” and David Says “I try to buy the Russian stuff”, he indeed does

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when Ilya says "Say hello, Shane." in his wedding announcement video, I imagine Shane in a similar vibe than the one he has at the Tampa Bay swimming pool when he says "Okaaayy" to Ilya's request to make sure the kids don't cheat.

He lifts his arm to wave as he awkwardly says "Hiii", a bit confused, but willing (and lovesick)

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the "i'm coming to the cottage to i'm coming in the cottage to i'm coming in Shane in the cottage" pipeline

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