skinny robot

Don't blog much tbh. k-hiphop * mr robot

[orpheusmorpheous]

if anyone wants the version not attached to my shitshop

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[bespectacled-baccalaureate]

The fact that the woman is just saying “so pretty so pretty so pretty brushed kitty” in baby talk in Russian makes my day

[donutish]

this translation is the best addition to this post omg

[freetheintp]

I was contemplating the reason for human existance all day today, and of course I didn’t get anything done 

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[bonefireheart9-deactivated20170]

Reblog the French fry QUEEN and have a good luck on your job interview

[jadelyn]

Do y'all wanna know why this worked, btw? So you can maybe replicate that success?

Because the big Thing in hiring these days is about “culture fit”. It’s a concept way more suited for well-paid non-service jobs than for low-wage service work, but bc corporations are idiots it gets applied across the board regardless. The theory - actually substantiated by real research tbh - goes like this, if you hire someone with the right skills who doesn’t give a fuck abt yr company, they’ll leave as soon as another company they don’t give a fuck abt comes along and offers them more money.

Turnover is expensive - various sources say anywhere from 15% up to 300% of the positions annual salary, depending on level and geography and industry. Hiring a new CEO costs more than hiring a new customer service rep. So companies want to hire ppl they trust to stick around for awhile, a year at minimum, 3-5 years preferably.

But if you hire someone who’s a good “culture fit” with your organization and cares about your company and what it does, but is lacking a little in skills or experience, that’s better because you can train skills, and if they’re a strong culture fit they’ll be less tempted to jump ship.

So when the hiring manager heard the Fry Queen thing, what it translated to in their tiny pea brain is “this person cares about our company in their actual real heart and emotions! They’re going to be more devoted to this job than someone who doesn’t have an emotional bond with our brand!”

And thus was the Fry Queen hired.

Moral of the story, you don’t have to actually give a shit about the company you’re applying to, but if you can convince the hiring manager that you do, it’ll weigh strongly in your favor.

Now go forth and con the shit out of those hiring managers!

Source: I’m an HR professional. …an HR professional reading tumblr while soaking in the bathtub, but HR nonetheless.

[sunshine-n-strawberries]

how could you ever find a single flaw in this man

[rmaleksource]

[ramimalleks]

Rami Malek photographed by Eric Ray Davidson

[skinny-robot]

My heart cannot deal

[brucee-waynee]

I remember when I was a kid, I got into web design by ripping off sites I liked. All you had to do was “view source” on your browser and there it was, the code. You could copy-paste it, modify it a little, put your name on it, and like that, it was your site. View source. What if we had that for people? Would people really wanna see? 

[mrrobotsource]

I’ve always told you we’d end up working together, Elliot.

[henycavil]

Everything has become so easy. It’s great that it’s at your fingertips, but I miss those good old days. And we’re connected, but it can be very alienating. There is this distance between all of us because we’re speaking to each other through cameras and monitors and icons and Emojis.

[whoismrrobot]

Progress. The pacifying lie we tell as we march in place and countdown to nothing. #MrRobot

[whoismrrobot]

Do you remember what it was like to be alone?

[whoismrrobot]

Reality is perception. We’re all trapped in our own heads.

[skinny-robot]

get off vine, get off twitter, get off youtube

get off the earth

[skinny-robot]

wow you're so beuatiful, i ve never seen such eyes as your, really bigs and filled with emotions!! and you love khh, really amazing haha!

Omg can't believe I'm just seeing this now - I hadn't been on tumblr for a long time and have just recently logged back in. Cutest message ever though wow!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

[bontheblock]

[PHOTOS] 170406 Zico for BLACK YAK 2017 Spring/Summer Collection

[freetheintp]

normally it doesn’t bother me but I have no friends here and it hurts because meeting new people is so difficult